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Parker

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Woman Fakes Being In FF7
« on: April 10, 2015, 06:22:41 AM »
Claims to be the only "female stunt driver", and photoshops herself in the FF7 line up
 http://jalopnik.com/furious-7s-only-female-stunt-driver-is-full-of-shit-1696720540

Getbigger size ball bearings, or truly delusional?
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Re: Woman Fakes Being In FF7
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 07:08:19 AM »
I'd still fuck her, but I'd choke her to death when I was done. Then I'd take her mom to dinner, fuck her too and tell her what happened to her daughter. And last I'd chop myself into some The Crying Game movie posters and say I was a fluffer for the movie.
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Re: Woman Fakes Being In FF7
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 07:58:51 AM »
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Re: Woman Fakes Being In FF7
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 08:07:38 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on April 10, 2015, 07:08:19 AM
I'd still fuck her, but I'd choke her to death when I was done. Then I'd take her mom to dinner, fuck her too and tell her what happened to her daughter. And last I'd chop myself into some The Crying Game movie posters and say I was a fluffer for the movie.

Would be a privilege to direct this film.
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