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I Am Troubled By Aaron Hernandez's Hair Line
« on: April 10, 2015, 09:04:39 AM »

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 09:13:39 AM »
I think his hairline is probably at least the 2nd most troubling thing about him.

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 09:38:24 AM »
I think his hairline is probably at least the 2nd most troubling thing about him.
The furrow lines on his forehead?

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 09:40:28 AM »
He's got very decent hair.  Can't deny that!  Bah!

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 09:41:54 AM »
maybe its a helmet

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2015, 03:20:24 PM »
Read somewhere that he had an accident and they had to remove his brain... kinda flattens his appeal.
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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2015, 03:28:36 PM »
Read somewhere that he had an accident and they had to remove his brain... kinda flattens his appeal.


His lack of a brain would explain trying to be a "gangsta thug 4 life" and date ugly hoodrats when he's a nice looking guy already being paid millions a year to play pro football.
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Re: I Am Troubled By Aaron Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2015, 09:51:06 PM »
Good everyday hair.  Easy to maintain while awaiting a verdict on a murder trial.

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aaron Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2015, 09:53:18 PM »

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2015, 08:31:00 AM »
His lack of a brain would explain trying to be a "gangsta thug 4 life" and date ugly hoodrats when he's a nice looking guy already being paid millions a year to play pro football.

Cut him some slack - even breathing is probably advanced science to him.
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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2015, 08:33:49 AM »
His lack of a brain would explain trying to be a "gangsta thug 4 life" and date ugly hoodrats when he's a nice looking guy already being paid millions a year to play pro football.
The girl is attractive, and from her testimony, people were surprised that she didn't come off as a "hoodrat".

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aaron Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2015, 08:36:45 AM »
Low hairline= sociopath
High hairline = idiot
Normal hairline = normal

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aarond Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2015, 10:48:41 AM »
The girl is attractive, and from her testimony, people were surprised that she didn't come off as a "hoodrat".

Yeah, you're right - she's not half bad. I just saw pics in the other thread. I'd seen a pic previously that she didn't look so great in - bad day perhaps.

She's not quite a dimepiece and is a little scary, but I'd definitely give her a ride on the ol' Italian sausage then throw her a $5 for cab fare after a couple of drinks. I've certainly smashed worse.
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Re: I Am Troubled By Aaron Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2015, 11:16:59 AM »
Low hairline= sociopath
High hairline = idiot
Normal hairline = normal
in this case low hairline= guy

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Re: I Am Troubled By Aaron Hernandez's Hair Line
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2015, 08:29:07 PM »
i wonder if hernandez gets a lot of marriage proposals from women like ted bundy did

he's rich and famous, plus you gotta admit when he was arrested and while on trial not once did he ever look nervous, it's almost scary how cool he seems when he's in so much trouble

even the guards say they've never seen a guy in jail for murder ever seem so cool and pleasant

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