Al Sharpton Launches ‘Hunger’ Strike Until Loretta Lynch Is Confirmed

[polychronopolous]

The Rev. Al Sharpton, whose head already resembles a deflated balloon collapsing into an Italian suit, apparently thinks he still needs to lose a few pounds. That’s the only plausible explanation for the following.

Loretta Lynch is still waiting to be confirmed as attorney general, and her allies are hoping a hunger strike will do the trick.

The advocacy group founded by the Rev. Al Sharpton, along with female civil-rights leaders, are launching the hunger strike – where groups of fasters will alternate days abstaining from food until Lynch is confirmed to replace Eric Holder at the Justice Department.

Is that how a hunger strike works? You don’t eat anything, except for every other day? That seems less like a hunger strike than a diet. And how will this alternate-day fasting be monitored? If I were in Congress, I’d want verification of their suffering self-inflicted inconvenience. It’s funnier that way.

[headhuntersix]

Shit we could get rid of this assbag?

[Kazan]

Shit we could get rid of this assbag?

Considering AL's girth, it could take a while

[Dos Equis]

Considering AL's girth, it could take a while

He's not fat anymore.  Actually looks malnourished.

[polychronopolous]

He's not fat anymore.  Actually looks malnourished.

[LurkerNoMore]

He's still got a pork chop head.

[Dos Equis]

He looks like he has full blown AIDS.   

[whork]

No loss if he starves to death.

I say let him.

[Straw Man]

Looks like a real life Bobblehead