Are these things really true?

[Howard]

1. " It's only gay if you want it to be?"

I call BS on this one. A 3 man daisy chain has to be 100% gay...right?

2. " He who first smelt it, dealt it"

I call BS again. I'd only own up to an ass blast, if I was called out by another.

3. " Anal sex is natures best form of birth control"

I agree, 100% truth.

4. " Adam and Eve were the first humans."

I call BS. We now know it was Adam and Steve.

5. " Vince Goodrum, made 100 k profit last yr, selling used crutches and rusty wheel chairs"
100% truth.  But lost it all over a law suit when a gimp crashed his wheelchair.

6. "King Kamalli was living in his parents basement the yr he turned pro."
BS, he was living in their garage apt.

7. " Darek Anthony faked his death and is living with Hitler at an obscure bunker in Argentina"

Mostly true, except Adolph died years ago and he's living with his gay grandson, Alphonse.

8.  " Coach is  4'11"  

Complete BS. He's 4'10"

9. Navy Mike has a hot blonde wife.
True, but it's his sister  

10. "Vince Basille won Mr Canada 1970"

True, but the guy in 2nd was Jason Genova's grandpa.

[robcguns]

Hahahahaha thats good shit

[Army of One]

Good stuff Howard, keep em coming!

[Howard]

11. " Masturbation makes you go blind"

BS, bodybuilding judges and various other schmoes can see just fine.

12. " The Mayor of BB is totally heterosexual "

True * see #1

13. " the number 13 is cursed...

Fuk, my cpu just crashed

[muscleman-2013]

14)  Howard is a funny guy.

TRUE - the kids at the special school laugh at him constantly.

[240 is Back]

Today's game ball goes to Howard!

[Grape Ape]

Today's game ball goes to Howard!

For starting a thread yesterday?

[Knooger]

For starting a thread yesterday?

240 throws really fast, it'll get to Howard yesterday.

[240 is Back]

For starting a thread yesterday?

I like living in the past.  Titus/Ryan are the sport's power couple and we all wonder if Jay will ever unseat King Ron.

And somewhere, someplace, there's a kid playing high school basketball who would trade all his muscle bellies for a chance at cracking 6 foot tall, but it'll never happen.  He'll resort to drugs to help him insecurity, and rise to the top of a sport that was always his second choice.   

[Howard]

14. "Jameis Winston raped some co-ed"

BS, she used a strap on and raped HIS bunghole.

[funk51]

1. " It's only gay if you want it to be?"

I call BS on this one. A 3 man daisy chain has to be 100% gay...right?

2. " He who first smelt it, dealt it"

I call BS again. I'd only own up to an ass blast, if I was called out by another.

3. " Anal sex is natures best form of birth control"

I agree, 100% truth.

4. " Adam and Eve were the first humans."

I call BS. We now know it was Adam and Steve.

5. " Vince Goodrum, made 100 k profit last yr, selling used crutches and rusty wheel chairs"
100% truth.  But lost it all over a law suit when a gimp crashed his wheelchair.

6. "King Kamalli was living in his parents basement the yr he turned pro."
BS, he was living in their garage apt.

7. " Darek Anthony faked his death and is living with Hitler at an obscure bunker in Argentina"

Mostly true, except Adolph died years ago and he's living with his gay grandson, Alphonse.

8.  " Coach is  4'11"  

Complete BS. He's 4'10"

9. Navy Mike has a hot blonde wife.
True, but it's his sister  

10. "Vince Basille won Mr Canada 1970"

True, but the guy in 2nd was Jason Genova's grandpa.

all good except number 4 it was adam and bruce....

[Howard]

all good except number 4 it was adam and bruce....

FYI, Steve rhymes with Eve,  Bruce doesn't 

[funk51]

FYI, Steve rhymes with Eve,  Bruce doesn't 

exactly steve was doing eve while adam was getting it on with bruce....

[Core]

I like living in the past.  Titus/Ryan are the sport's power couple and we all wonder if Jay will ever unseat King Ron.

And somewhere, someplace, there's a kid playing high school basketball who would trade all his muscle bellies for a chance at cracking 6 foot tall, but it'll never happen.  He'll resort to drugs to help him insecurity, and rise to the top of a sport that was always his second choice.   

no mercy.