Author Topic: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater  (Read 5643 times)

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Just realized he hasn't been around lately.  Did he get electrocuted?  Possibly fall into a paint can and drown?  I'm truly worried!   :-\

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The candle that burns most brightly burns most briefly.  And he's been around for a long time now.  Lotta years.

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He's training inner quads today using a 71 Chevrolet transmission and a broke lawn mower.

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The candle that burns most brightly burns most briefly.

LED lighting and new battery technology is rendering that statement obsolete.
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Akshually, there's some solar power gear I could get ahold of.  Wouldn't mind bouncing a few questions off the 'ol kerosine lantern of knowledge if he'd deign to grace us with his long-shadowed presence.

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He's still on his journey to standing press 185 via achieving a body weight of 500 pounds.

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I do not know if anyone recalls, but Johnny Falcon disproved Einsteins Theory of Special Relativity about a month ago. I suspect after that breakthrough, he is now working for some major universities.
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Pretty sure he is smoking meth somewhere thinking about things that are far beyond his thought process.

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Just realized he hasn't been around lately.  Did he get electrocuted?  Possibly fall into a paint can and drown?  I'm truly worried!   :-\

Marty electrocuted himself trying to replicate a 1,000,000 volt Tesla coil in his back yard.
Not sure about the extent of the injury.

The other 3 could be having and endless 3 way in parts unknown?

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Just realized he hasn't been around lately.  Did he get electrocuted?  Possibly fall into a paint can and drown?  I'm truly worried!   :-\
Should be obvious.  This is the money making time for home repairs and improvements.

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Pretty sure he is smoking meth somewhere thinking about things that are far beyond his thought process.

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Vacationing in Australia. Making music and popping butter on Booty's fun pillows

Twaddle

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Should be obvious.  This is the money making time for home repairs and improvements.

Is his work seasonal?  You're very close to him, what's the deal?  Tell him to come back.  We need his electrical knowledge.   :D

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Visiting Nikola Tesla birthplace  ;)

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And how about his neighbor Mr Nobody?

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He probably slept with 5 lb weights on his limbs like he was promoting a while back... And died from a bloodclot.
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he's on a training camp at big bear with tito ortiz preparing for his fight with alistair overeem

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And how about his neighbor Mr Nobody?
Mr Nobody is sadly, Nowhere to be found...

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Isnt daddy wadddy the guy who won mr getbig some eight years ago??

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Mr Nobody is sadly, Nowhere to be found...

I'm afraid he's...  :-\

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He died?  :'( :'( :-\

Abducted by Wiggz Nabiru aliens  :)

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Abducted by Wiggz Nabiru aliens  :)

I wonder if they took him to a far off planet. :(
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Isnt daddy wadddy the guy who won mr getbig some eight years ago??

He won "The Don Ross Most Muscular" award in the contest.   I was the one that named the award and paid daddy/Johnny his $100.   :D
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