Author Topic: Groink - Real Story or Accident? (Read 78020 times)

devilsmile · « **Reply #225 on:** April 27, 2015, 01:43:21 AM »

I almost got convinced this was true

In getbig april fools day can be every day in april. And also every day of the year.

BigRo · « **Reply #226 on:** April 27, 2015, 01:44:12 AM »

Quote from: hazbin on April 26, 2015, 08:43:02 PM

Well i havent been feeling myself lately

no you havent Joon have you, curl vid?

calfzilla · « **Reply #227 on:** April 27, 2015, 01:53:13 AM »

Glad it was just a joke.

booty · « **Reply #228 on:** April 27, 2015, 02:04:11 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on April 27, 2015, 01:09:10 AM

Good news - he has woken up briefly.

He was trying to say something, as the nurse came in close, she could hear his faint whisper "mirror, mirror".

They put a small mirror in his hands, he lifted it to his face, kissed it and slipped peacefully back into his coma with a smile on his face.

Before slipping away they heard him faintly say "I dreamt I was Derek Anthony... It was just a nightmare"

very funny

SuperTed · « **Reply #229 on:** April 27, 2015, 02:30:52 AM »

Everthing is BS until it's confirmed by Ron. This should be a new policy.

MANGOOS · « **Reply #230 on:** April 27, 2015, 02:44:29 AM »

this is not funny, if this isnt fake, i wish him to get well... $:-\$

_aj_ · « **Reply #231 on:** April 27, 2015, 03:09:56 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on April 27, 2015, 01:44:12 AM

no you havent Joon have you, curl vid?

THANK YOU. Returning this thread to what is TRULY important.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #232 on:** April 27, 2015, 03:12:21 AM »

Groink's chin could repel an 18 wheeler.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #233 on:** April 27, 2015, 03:18:15 AM »

hang in there Groink.

Best wishes for your recovery.

Thick Nick · « **Reply #234 on:** April 27, 2015, 03:19:37 AM »

Go to bed... Everyone concerned in this thread. Check in the morning... Title now includes "bullshit." Lol.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #235 on:** April 27, 2015, 03:47:21 AM »

Groink will never die...he's got Trenbolone in his system.

da_vinci · « **Reply #236 on:** April 27, 2015, 03:50:09 AM »

He could absorb the impact of an asteroid hitting the earth with his muscley hands only, if any car hit him, I feel sorry for that car and it's driver.

_aj_ · « **Reply #237 on:** April 27, 2015, 03:57:41 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on April 27, 2015, 03:50:09 AM

He could absorb the impact of an asteroid hitting the earth with his muscley hands only, if any car hit him, I feel sorry for that car and it's driver.

Imagine the damage to the car's chassis and engine block as it is forced to wrap around Groink's shoulders and arms. Horrific.

Tedim · « **Reply #238 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:04:01 AM »

So bullshit or not? And if BS a perm ban for the asshole?

_aj_ · « **Reply #239 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:05:35 AM »

Quote from: Tedim on April 27, 2015, 04:04:01 AM

So bullshit or not? And if BS a perm ban for the asshole?

There's so many assholes to choose from.

If this is a hoax, I think we know who's at the bottom of the pile, tho, and he's already banned.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #240 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:08:47 AM »

It's BULL SHIT cos she says she's been keeping a tab on his posts here...if she did then she would have read some shit that would make her angry enough to put him in a coma herself....POF thread anyone? Or the one where some milf hits on him as they're dining?....etc.

Groink is currently caressing his arms naked in the shower hysterically laughing at how amazingly awesome he is.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #241 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:20:09 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on April 26, 2015, 10:13:41 PM

At most intersections, it would be physically impossible to be broadsided by a car travelling over 100mph if you were stopped at a red light. Unless the other car was driving over 100 on the sidewalk.

Maybe he was stopped, then the light turned green and as he was rolling through the intersection someone ran the red light.

Edit, I see the title says BS

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #242 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:51:36 AM »

I got both an email and a PM from hazbin but if that's not hazbin, then this is a pretty shitty joke to be playing.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #243 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:52:02 AM »

Well it's 7:50am eastern time and no confirmation as to whether we have another Shizzo situation here on Getbig. What gives?

_aj_ · « **Reply #244 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:54:19 AM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on April 27, 2015, 04:52:02 AM

Well it's 7:50am eastern time and no confirmation as to whether we have another Shizzo situation here on Getbig. What gives?

This feels quite Shizzo'esque. I would think if somebody hit a stationary car at 100mph, the papers would have covered it. Flimsy story feels flimsy.

But just to be sure, I sent some money to the address that Tommy is fronting.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #245 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:55:46 AM »

Like sands through the hour glass

Simple Simon · « **Reply #246 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:58:03 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2015, 04:51:36 AM

I got both an email and a PM from hazbin but if that's not hazbin, then this is a pretty shitty joke to be playing.

Vince retaining lead credibilty poster in this thread

_aj_ · « **Reply #247 on:** April 27, 2015, 05:00:35 AM »

Quote from: Be There on April 27, 2015, 04:58:03 AM

Vince retaining lead credibilty poster in this thread

It's a perfect play, sending the story to Vince, you have to admit. Vince probably broke the speed of sound to get to his 1990's desktop tower with the 14" monitor to be the first to post on GB. Imagine his horror when he was scooped because Windows 95 takes 15 minutes ("no, I don't want to defrag!") to boot up.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #248 on:** April 27, 2015, 05:13:57 AM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on April 27, 2015, 04:52:02 AM

Well it's 7:50am eastern time and no confirmation as to whether we have another Shizzo situation here on Getbig. What gives?

Lets just say, that I hope it is fake.

Now I see.

Terrible.

TheShape. · « **Reply #249 on:** April 27, 2015, 05:22:26 AM »

Author Topic: Groink - Real Story or Accident? (Read 78020 times)

Simple Simon