Groink - Real Story or Accident?

[Waller]

Lol, people are just fucking around here.
If anyone was taking it serious and were concerned they wouldnt post.

I already owned him  

You're right. Blue suits you too.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Groink hasn't posted on here in ages then this news.  So what if the mods figure out it's Joon, Josh or Alex.  They aren't going to ban them.  They have hundreds of accounts and will just keep posting here.

[Simple Simon]

Groink hasn't posted on here in ages then this news.  So what if the mods figure out it's Joon, Josh or Alex.  They aren't going to ban them.  They have hundreds of accounts and will just keep posting here.

Joon and groink will be chuckling backstage.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Heard the female nurses are taking turns on him while in a coma

[njflex]

Heard the female nurses are taking turns on him while in a coma

COMA PORN IS POPULAR ON YOU PORN...

[Primemuscle]

Heard the female nurses are taking turns on him while in a coma

Can a guy even get an erection while in a coma? I could find no official medical opinion on this topic.

[f450]

Can a guy even get an erection while in a coma? I could find no official medical opinion on this topic.

I suppose if a dead guy can get one, A coma should be no obstacle.


On topic. .. I hope this is a sick joke.

[King Shizzo]

Can a guy even get an erection while in a coma? I could find no official medical opinion on this topic.

So you were the one stalking the hospitals in Oregon. The staff at the hospitals would wonder why all the male coma patients had smiles.

They dubbed you the Portland Puffer.

[njflex]

So you were the one stalking the hospitals in Oregon. The staff at the hospitals would wonder why all the male coma patients had smiles.

They dubbed you the Portland Puffer.

LOL...

[Parker]

Karma is a bitch. Wasn't Greg pulled over a couple years back for Drunk Driving?  Drunk drivers need to be charge like a criminal with a deadly weapon.

If you are alluding to his famous pic, then it wasn't drunk driving.

[manuelsonn]

who is this groinjk? does he even lift?

[Simple Simon]

If you are alluding to his famous pic, then it wasn't drunk driving.

Correct, it was much worse.

[Primemuscle]

So you were the one stalking the hospitals in Oregon. The staff at the hospitals would wonder why all the male coma patients had smiles.

They dubbed you the Portland Puffer.

Of course.

Just so you know, comatose patients are in ICU. Visiting is restricted to immediate family members only.

[King Shizzo]

Of course.

Just so you know, comatose patients are in ICU. Visiting is restricted to immediate family members only.

which is why the fake mustache came in handy.

[Nails]

poor groink, he is going to miss the big fight this weekend 

[James28]

How many of your family members follow getbig? Does your wife/gf come on here? Sounds very fishy to me.

My girlfriend hates me posting here so apart from casual racism, I've tidied up my language use.

If this is a hoax and Groink is in on it, I'm very disappointed in the big man. Have not had much to do with each other but reading his back posts in boring meetings and conferences I've had to sit through really made me laugh and the time goes faster. His posts in the Nasser Nights thread are some of his best work.

If it's true. Pull through big fella for many more laughs and ownings.

[BigRo]

why do you tolerate your girlfriends control over your posting? That would be grounds for a separation in my book.

[James28]

why do you tolerate your girlfriends control over your posting? That would be grounds for a separation in my book.

Happy wife, easy life, etc etc.

But for real, they just like controlling everything. They can't help it anymore than Goodrum can help being a failure. I nod along, smile and proceed to do what I want.

Hi Angela 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Shizzo was driving the car that hit him.

Shizzo stole Arce's/jon voit's Lebaron and slammed into Groink

[El Diablo Blanco]

Heard that Groink saw the car coming and jumped out, pulled off his shirt and did a full muscular in hopes of bringing the oncoming car to a stop but sadly he didn't get the pose off in time.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Top contenders in the Bodybuilding wheelchair division around the Globe are all hoping this info about Groink isn't true.

[El Diablo Blanco]

When rushed into the hospital the doctor asked his girlfriend if he's allergic to anything and she replied "just the squat rack"

[Simple Simon]

When rushed into the hospital the doctor asked his girlfriend if he's allergic to anything and she replied "just the squat rack"

Nonsense, he curls in the squat rack.

[Coach is Back!]

Now that it's realized that this was bullshit story that lasted 14-15 pages. The real Hazbin has been banned and can't even log on as a guest. He got fucked over big time. To you assholes who fucked him over (and he even helped you in your time of need) fuck you and the Canadian Moose you rode in on. Hope you get an antler shoved up your ass.

[Simple Simon]

Now that it's realized that this was bullshit story that lasted 14-15 pages. The real Hazbin has been banned and can't even log on as a guest. He got fucked over big time. To you assholes who fucked him over (and he even helped you in your time of need) fuck you and the Canadian Moose you rode in on. Hope you get an antler shoved up your ass.

internez is serious bidness.