Guys I think we all can agree Groink is a stand up guy who doesn't take the Internet or himself to seriously.
Dudes a borderline model, ifbb pro, world renowned prankster and if he decided to devote time to travel, and he wont because hes such a family man, a headlining comedian.
Long story short he pulled the getbig classic "fake your death in a car wreck" and unlike others before him, with about 45 seconds of work via cleverly sent email, HE PULLED IT OFF! Vintage Groink here, as dude does everything better than anyone else.
Everyone got all uptight because Walter White is running growth. Walt you should be thanking Groink as he did you a favor, GH is bad for you. Greg, being the kind benevolent soul that he is, gave your disposable income to a Mexican vagrant. Thanks to big Groink your money went to actually improving someone's life.
As soon as this little snafu with his account is taken care of we can all bask in the awesome essence that is Senator Papeltine.
Let's give it up for Groink!