Geeze louise, what a fucking fugly shenis sporting sHebeastie. Herne, what is it with you and these ugly as shit on a cheesecake bitches? Really. Please explain. Only schmoes can explain.
What in the name of your last vestige of masculinity is it about a dicklette sportin' lezbo that puts the lead in your reloads? Are you certain you are not just homosexual and cannot bring yourself to embrace the wang fully? Fuck this thing is disgusting. Do you fap to fantasizing about "Gillian's Island" where you get marooned with this moron after a three hour tour of Clitoria's Secret? Do you want to be the Skipper and call her, "little buddy" and go spoonin' with it?
You keep barfing this shit up here, so kindly explain it to us all. What in the name of all that is masculine makes you think this nasty looking thing is beautiful? If can't explain it, then you must put this shit up here to make the rest of us think you're retarded.
