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An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« on: May 01, 2015, 08:01:41 PM »
Dont bother with telling me what a lose I am,.....Im completely fine with how I handled this

no jail,,,heres the story.
gf and I went for blizzards and then took Potato to Douglas Park. Where Park Street goes into Douglas Park 3 15-16 year old guys were on 2 bikes and 1 scooter, the bikes pulling the scooter. They were 3 wide and purposely blocking traffic and making other bicycles go off the road. I truly didnt care cause I had a blizzard and patiently waited behind them (roughly 500-600 yards) til they moved, then went past them. As I passed them they yelled "homo" and threw a rock at the car.


Anyone on my fb knows whats happening next. I fucking snapped, stopped the car and took off after them. The one WHITE KID took off north while the INDIANS took off south then east. I ran after the 2 of them but a fat 50 year old man running after 2 brats on bikes is no contest, I gave up. I got back in the car and drove east. I drove 100 yards and saw the 2 of them at the end of one of those roads that the City of Regina trucks uses. I drove down the road and they bailed off their bike and scooter and hopped the fence separating Ring Road and Douglas Park. I took the kids bike and threw it in the truck and drove away. They stopped a truck on the ring road and took my license plate. I tossed the bike out because I was too fat for a bmx anyways,................................to be comtinued


 I drove home and went to buddys house and vented the story. gf came over with the phone stating the police were on the phone. She asked me for my side of the story which I told. I said I will be at home and completely prepared to get hauled away for the situation and wont leave to go anywheres. She said "I cant promise I'll arrest you but see you in a bit. I changed into my worst clothes and shoes, bagged my medication and prepared for a weekend in cells. The 2 female police officers showed up. Now Im not gonna say what they said, but I think its pretty safe to say that those brats got an earful from the police for calling someone a homo and throwing a rock at them for no reason, which the kids actually admitted they did. They also said they knew I had a record and mental health "issues" and completely understood why I was so frustrated with the 3 brats. In the end, it turned out better than expected other than I blew my lower back running my fat 50 year old ass around.

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2015, 08:11:58 PM »
Damn wish you could of beat them kids asses. Bunch of pussies running away from 3:1 situation.

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2015, 08:13:05 PM »
Damn wish you could of beat them kids asses. Bunch of pussies running away from 3:1 situation.

the cops looked at me and said.....we dont approve of your behavior but we understand why you did it,....then winked

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2015, 08:25:27 PM »
The youth of today have zero respect... And no common sense. My Dad always told me... Don't ever take any shit from anyone, but don't ever start any trouble. Itcwas sound advice that I always used as a rule. Maybe those kids will at least learn you never know who you might mess with.
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2015, 08:28:00 PM »
The youth of today have zero respect... And no common sense. My Dad always told me... Don't ever take any shit from anyone, but don't ever start any trouble. Itcwas sound advice that I always used as a rule. Maybe those kids will at least learn you never know who you might mess with.
the looks on their face when a 270 pound insanely angry man got out of the car and went after them would have made any weekend in jail worth it

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2015, 08:30:40 PM »
the looks on their face when a 270 pound insanely angry man got out of the car and went after them would have made any weekend in jail worth it
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2015, 08:36:13 PM »
Potato would have destroyed them

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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2015, 08:36:20 PM »
Although I guess it makes no difference to the overall story.

What on earth is a "blizzard"???

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2015, 08:37:10 PM »
Although I guess it makes no difference to the overall story.

What on earth is a "blizzard"???

ummmmmmm

mine was brownies and cookie dough----those ingredients are blended into soft ice cream in a cup

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2015, 08:38:49 PM »
Potato would have destroyed them



bah she sat in the car and ate what i spilled of the blizzard

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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2015, 08:39:23 PM »
Although I guess it makes no difference to the overall story.

What on earth is a "blizzard"???

I actually thought he meant there was an actual blizzard lol. forgot it was may.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2015, 08:40:15 PM »
bah she sat in the car and ate what i spilled of the blizzard

Does she get doggie treats?  :D :D :) :)
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2015, 08:44:57 PM »
Does she get doggie treats?  :D :D :) :)

After all that all I think she wants is therapy

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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2015, 08:47:30 PM »
After all that all I think she wants is therapy

Spa day with a puppy massage ought to do the trick.
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2015, 08:59:59 PM »
After all that all I think she wants is therapy

Potato is traumatized.  :'( :'(
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2015, 09:02:44 PM »
After all that all I think she wants is therapy
And a nap
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2015, 10:44:11 PM »
Dont bother with telling me what a lose I am,.....Im completely fine with how I handled this

no jail,,,heres the story.
gf and I went for blizzards and then took Potato to Douglas Park. Where Park Street goes into Douglas Park 3 15-16 year old guys were on 2 bikes and 1 scooter, the bikes pulling the scooter. They were 3 wide and purposely blocking traffic and making other bicycles go off the road. I truly didnt care cause I had a blizzard and patiently waited behind them (roughly 500-600 yards) til they moved, then went past them. As I passed them they yelled "homo" and threw a rock at the car.


Anyone on my fb knows whats happening next. I fucking snapped, stopped the car and took off after them. The one WHITE KID took off north while the INDIANS took off south then east. I ran after the 2 of them but a fat 50 year old man running after 2 brats on bikes is no contest, I gave up. I got back in the car and drove east. I drove 100 yards and saw the 2 of them at the end of one of those roads that the City of Regina trucks uses. I drove down the road and they bailed off their bike and scooter and hopped the fence separating Ring Road and Douglas Park. I took the kids bike and threw it in the truck and drove away. They stopped a truck on the ring road and took my license plate. I tossed the bike out because I was too fat for a bmx anyways,................................to be comtinued


 I drove home and went to buddys house and vented the story. gf came over with the phone stating the police were on the phone. She asked me for my side of the story which I told. I said I will be at home and completely prepared to get hauled away for the situation and wont leave to go anywheres. She said "I cant promise I'll arrest you but see you in a bit. I changed into my worst clothes and shoes, bagged my medication and prepared for a weekend in cells. The 2 female police officers showed up. Now Im not gonna say what they said, but I think its pretty safe to say that those brats got an earful from the police for calling someone a homo and throwing a rock at them for no reason, which the kids actually admitted they did. They also said they knew I had a record and mental health "issues" and completely understood why I was so frustrated with the 3 brats. In the end, it turned out better than expected other than I blew my lower back running my fat 50 year old ass around.


Had me laughing out loud at girlfriend!

Hahaha oh brother
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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2015, 10:51:03 PM »
Had me laughing out loud at girlfriend!

Hahaha oh brother

I was a little slow on that comment

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2015, 02:13:35 AM »
 I tossed the bike out because I was too fat for a bmx anyways,...............................

Hahaha this line had me lålling..funniest thing i read on gb this week


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« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2015, 02:30:31 AM »
ummmmmmm

mine was brownies and cookie dough----those ingredients are blended into soft ice cream in a cup

thanks for adding the flavour, Joshie.

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2015, 02:41:18 AM »
Despite acting the ccunt on here and being friends with fat Alex I think I'd probably get on well with Josh in real life, he doesn't give a fuck about anything and won't let things go if someone acts up on him

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2015, 02:11:49 PM »
Potato is sooo cute! :D


Too bad you didnt catch up with any of those juvenile delinquents!!!

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2015, 05:44:46 PM »
Dont bother with telling me what a lose I am,.....Im completely fine with how I handled this

no jail,,,heres the story.
gf and I went for blizzards and then took Potato to Douglas Park. Where Park Street goes into Douglas Park 3 15-16 year old guys were on 2 bikes and 1 scooter, the bikes pulling the scooter. They were 3 wide and purposely blocking traffic and making other bicycles go off the road. I truly didnt care cause I had a blizzard and patiently waited behind them (roughly 500-600 yards) til they moved, then went past them. As I passed them they yelled "homo" and threw a rock at the car.


Anyone on my fb knows whats happening next. I fucking snapped, stopped the car and took off after them. The one WHITE KID took off north while the INDIANS took off south then east. I ran after the 2 of them but a fat 50 year old man running after 2 brats on bikes is no contest, I gave up. I got back in the car and drove east. I drove 100 yards and saw the 2 of them at the end of one of those roads that the City of Regina trucks uses. I drove down the road and they bailed off their bike and scooter and hopped the fence separating Ring Road and Douglas Park. I took the kids bike and threw it in the truck and drove away. They stopped a truck on the ring road and took my license plate. I tossed the bike out because I was too fat for a bmx anyways,................................to be comtinued


 I drove home and went to buddys house and vented the story. gf came over with the phone stating the police were on the phone. She asked me for my side of the story which I told. I said I will be at home and completely prepared to get hauled away for the situation and wont leave to go anywheres. She said "I cant promise I'll arrest you but see you in a bit. I changed into my worst clothes and shoes, bagged my medication and prepared for a weekend in cells. The 2 female police officers showed up. Now Im not gonna say what they said, but I think its pretty safe to say that those brats got an earful from the police for calling someone a homo and throwing a rock at them for no reason, which the kids actually admitted they did. They also said they knew I had a record and mental health "issues" and completely understood why I was so frustrated with the 3 brats. In the end, it turned out better than expected other than I blew my lower back running my fat 50 year old ass around.

You did the right thing my friend.  I would have probably shot them or at them depending on the time of day.

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Re: An Avesher Story From Tonight For your Entertainment
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2015, 05:47:52 PM »
How's your back?
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