Cliff Notes from the article:
'I remember the doctor told me that they would need to amputate both arms - they said everything in there, all my muscles, were rock.'
'I regret it a lot - my ambition is still to become a bodybuilder but I've got a long way to go.
'I know I will achieve it though.'
'One time when I was working as a bodyguard in a party the girls started to get wasted and were trying to take my shirt off to see my body,' he said.
'Sometimes kids will come up to me and say that I look like the Incredible Hulk and hug me and have their photo taken with me.
'I really like that as I modelled my body on the Incredible Hulk.'
'And then thank God the doctor told me that they did not have to amputate - they could instead remove the synthol rocks which had formed in my arms.'
'My muscles started to solidify and I couldn't even inject my arms - they were full of rocks,' he added.
'I decided the only thing I could do was buy specialist needles to inject.
'The kind of needles used on bulls - there are no stronger needles around - I know it seems stupid but I had to get my synthol fix.'