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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #200 on: May 12, 2015, 03:11:19 PM »
if he would of spent more time in the Dojo instead of flipping tires he might of had a change of slipping that punch






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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #201 on: May 12, 2015, 03:15:02 PM »
if he would of spent more time in the Dojo instead of flipping tires he might of had a change of slipping that punch

First you have to learn to push the tire back and forth with Joe and then you move on to the graduate level work of actual tire flipping


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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #202 on: May 12, 2015, 03:15:15 PM »
if he would of spent more time in the Dojo instead of flipping tires he might of had a change of slipping that punch





I can just imagine Chun Li from Bloodsport, telling coach:  "Very good, but tires do not have fists."


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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #203 on: May 12, 2015, 03:16:36 PM »

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #204 on: May 12, 2015, 03:18:00 PM »
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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #205 on: May 12, 2015, 03:21:39 PM »


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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #206 on: May 12, 2015, 03:23:35 PM »
is this the face of MPF Training Systems  ???  i mean , that white guy is fat as fuck , looks like an unemployed Truck driver






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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #207 on: May 12, 2015, 03:25:34 PM »
I show them what you don't know how to do.....train.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #208 on: May 12, 2015, 03:30:02 PM »
is this the face of MPF Training Systems  ???  i mean , that white guy is fat as fuck , looks like an unemployed Truck driver




 
No, Coach is still the face of the company.




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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #209 on: May 12, 2015, 03:33:50 PM »
is this the face of MPF Training Systems  ???  i mean , that white guy is fat as fuck , looks like an unemployed Truck driver




 
Chaos has actually lost weight.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #210 on: May 12, 2015, 04:05:31 PM »
Good luck on your search for a new location, coach.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #211 on: May 12, 2015, 04:31:01 PM »
I still laugh when I look at the video. The black guy is barely using any strength whilst the little jack-in-the-box head's nearly exploding  ;D

Probably thinking, 'WTF am I doing paying for this??'
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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #212 on: May 12, 2015, 09:10:47 PM »
I still laugh when I look at the video. The black guy is barely using any strength whilst the little jack-in-the-box head's nearly exploding  ;D

Probably thinking, 'WTF am I doing paying for this??'

In all fairness to me I'm about twice as strong but he has about an 82-84in reach (literally).


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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #213 on: May 12, 2015, 09:12:27 PM »
Average american male height is 5'8 - 5'9"

Coach is about that height. Ive met him. Video makes him look shorter.



I wish. I'm 5'6-7 at best.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #214 on: May 12, 2015, 09:15:09 PM »
Shizzo, if you were Kongos coach, what type of workout would you design for him? 60 minutes straight of weighted pushups, followed by 34 minutes of sprints, followed by 23 minutes of lat pulldowns, and finishing off with 17 minutes of upright rows?

He has no clue. Kongo and I have been training since 2008-9. We win some and lose some but I think he's won more than he's lost.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #215 on: May 12, 2015, 09:16:47 PM »
I honestly wonder why Kongo even went to Coach in the first place? A normal MMA training camp offers everything you need to properly prepare for a fight. What does playing teeter totter with a tire do?

I guess Kongo enjoyed giving his money away.

How the fuck would you know what a "normal" Mma training camp has to offer?

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #216 on: May 12, 2015, 09:22:32 PM »
How the fuck would you know what a "normal" Mma training camp has to offer?
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Shizzo licked up a mod with a soft spot for him and found another one willing to babysit him and now he thinks he's an mma expert. Lol ::)
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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #217 on: May 12, 2015, 09:30:53 PM »
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Shizzo licked up a mod with a soft spot for him and found another one willing to babysit him and now he thinks he's an mma expert. Lol ::)

Shizzo has been doing a good job of keeping the MMA board under control. I posted a duplicate video and he was on top it! Deleted it in a matter of 7 seconds.
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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #218 on: May 12, 2015, 10:14:39 PM »

$15 FTW

Thanks...he's become that crazy drunk uncle that no one listens too.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #219 on: May 12, 2015, 10:16:06 PM »
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Shizzo licked up a mod with a soft spot for him and found another one willing to babysit him and now he thinks he's an mma expert. Lol ::)

He's a mod? On which board?

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #220 on: May 12, 2015, 10:19:49 PM »
Shizzo has been doing a good job of keeping the MMA board under control. I posted a duplicate video and he was on top it! Deleted it in a matter of 7 seconds.

He's a mod on the MMA board??? Lmao

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #221 on: May 12, 2015, 10:21:10 PM »
I would have taken that tire and smooshed that little Mexican like a bug.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #222 on: May 12, 2015, 10:23:22 PM »
He's a mod on the MMA board??? Lmao

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #223 on: May 12, 2015, 10:31:56 PM »
I wish. I'm 5'6-7 at best.

- sucks, doesn't it? I used to be shade under 6' and now I've shrunk due to spinal compression to 5' 9 1/2". I hate to think how short I will be in another 10 years. Think about it, you're still relatively young. You have a lot of shrinking to do yet. By the time you are my age, you'll be a midget.

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Re: Slammed this month..
« Reply #224 on: May 12, 2015, 10:56:50 PM »
- sucks, doesn't it? I used to be shade under 6' and now I've shrunk due to spinal compression to 5' 9 1/2". I hate to think how short I will be in another 10 years. Think about it, you're still relatively young. You have a lot of shrinking to do yet. By the time you are my age, you'll be a midget.

Not really. Never had a problem with it.