I'm gonna fake my death and you'll never get it back.
its funny you say that. When I was a kid, I was in sunday school for years. We had a quiz once and they actually talked about suicide pacts. Oh, this was probably 28 or 30 years ago. We were taking a multiple-choice quiz on some topic, and the question was "Suicide pacts are..." and one of the options was actually C) romantic and beautiful.
For some reason, decades later, I still remember that answer. Who, in their right mind, types such a thing for a skinny twink 8 year old to read? Who even says, "let's make
this an option"?