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You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« on: May 17, 2015, 03:26:26 PM »
How do you cope with this?
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2015, 04:25:50 PM »
Reading Getbig and cracking off to the "Women of Crossfit" thread.
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2015, 04:28:01 PM »
booze
exhausting workouts
pretending im a ninja assassin
choking the chicken
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getbig
caring for a small alien miscreant that looks like my son
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2015, 04:29:02 PM »
We are the universe that is experiencing itself, that's pretty damn neat I'd say, not much to cope with.
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2015, 04:52:38 PM »
Eat bananas, scratch myself, and fling my feces around.  Every once in a while I'll get on top of a female talking monkey.
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2015, 04:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 04:52:38 PM
Eat bananas, scratch myself, and fling my feces around.  Every once in a while I'll get on top of a female talking monkey.

The lee priest way
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2015, 04:56:05 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 17, 2015, 04:53:35 PM
The lee priest way

Except taller, with a bigger dong.
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2015, 05:01:19 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 04:56:05 PM
Except taller, with a bigger dong.

And I don't shit on people.
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Pray_4_War

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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2015, 05:03:11 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on May 17, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
And I don't shit on people.

...but, I'm open to shitting on people.
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2015, 05:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 17, 2015, 05:03:11 PM
...but, I'm open to shitting on people.

Of course, I'm sure we all are, but nobody will let me.
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2015, 11:57:39 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on May 17, 2015, 05:03:39 PM
Of course, I'm sure we all are, but nobody will let me.

Don't lose hope, that special person is out there somewhere.
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Re: You're a talking monkey stuck to a rock that's floating through an infinite void
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2015, 01:31:25 PM »
Tits!
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