One needs to go to the gym and get contacts.
This. Genetics can suck, but Dude #1 has epic leanz, dresses better, takes care of skin, and has that fake beard thing going on.
Dude #2 can get a tan, clean up diet, train like a MFer, and scoop up all the girls his brother dismisses, and maybe even compete on the numbers scale, making up for quality with quantity.