Boobs?

[TEMPER]

Looking at them in porn has never done a damn thing for me.

Obviously Having a pair of slappers smothering me in real life is amazing or better yet nibbling on some little b cup perkys, but hell, nothing a chick has ever done in the bedroom HASN'T been amazing from my experience... But as for pornog I couldn't care less it's just a blank "meh" feeling...Until that big ol' funky ass is in the picture, then it's on like king kong..I want to do disgusting things to that ass...Never fails.


Very weird this titty feeling, almost like when I look at dudes, there's just nothing there whatsoever.

Is that just the plight of the proverbial "ass man"

[Primemuscle]

Looking at them in porn has never done a damn thing for me.

Obviously Having a pair of slappers smothering me in real life is amazing or better yet nibbling on some little b cup perkys, but hell, nothing a chick has ever done in the bedroom HASN'T been amazing from my experience... But as for pornog I couldn't care less it's just a blank "meh" feeling...Until that big ol' funky ass is in the picture, then it's on like king kong..I want to do disgusting things to that ass...Never fails.


Very weird this titty feeling, almost like when I look at dudes, there's just nothing there whatsoever.

Is that just the plight of the proverbial "ass man"

Could be.

[The Italian Lifter]

Looking at them in porn has never done a damn thing for me.

Obviously Having a pair of slappers smothering me in real life is amazing or better yet nibbling on some little b cup perkys, but hell, nothing a chick has ever done in the bedroom HASN'T been amazing from my experience... But as for pornog I couldn't care less it's just a blank "meh" feeling...Until that big ol' funky ass is in the picture, then it's on like king kong..I want to do disgusting things to that ass...Never fails.


Very weird this titty feeling, almost like when I look at dudes, there's just nothing there whatsoever.

Is that just the plight of the proverbial "ass man"

It's the natural transition from being a teenager to becoming a man.

[wes]

I just cracked one off!   

[Mr Anabolic]

Looking at them in porn has never done a damn thing for me.

Obviously Having a pair of slappers smothering me in real life is amazing or better yet nibbling on some little b cup perkys, but hell, nothing a chick has ever done in the bedroom HASN'T been amazing from my experience... But as for pornog I couldn't care less it's just a blank "meh" feeling...Until that big ol' funky ass is in the picture, then it's on like king kong..I want to do disgusting things to that ass...Never fails.


Very weird this titty feeling, almost like when I look at dudes, there's just nothing there whatsoever.

Is that just the plight of the proverbial "ass man"

Probably not breast fed when you were a baby.

[Thong Maniac]

Probably not breast fed when you were a baby.

Or didnt read marvel comic books as a kid. I feel tnats the biggest reason for millenials with body dysmorphia. I know thats probably why i love large fake tits on stick skinny women. Just open up any super hero comic book from 1985 to present. Growing up reading and collecting those really skews your mental development of what is considered a normal healthy male and female shape

[funk51]

Looking at them in porn has never done a damn thing for me.

Obviously Having a pair of slappers smothering me in real life is amazing or better yet nibbling on some little b cup perkys, but hell, nothing a chick has ever done in the bedroom HASN'T been amazing from my experience... But as for pornog I couldn't care less it's just a blank "meh" feeling...Until that big ol' funky ass is in the picture, then it's on like king kong..I want to do disgusting things to that ass...Never fails.


Very weird this titty feeling, almost like when I look at dudes, there's just nothing there whatsoever.

Is that just the plight of the proverbial "ass man" 

[Overload]

Odd.

I'm an ass man, but i can look at a nice set of tits and want to crack one off furiously.

[Tapeworm]

Tits are definitely one of those better in real life things.  Ass can backfire.  I once found a rogue hair that had escaped the wax.  Damn thing was like 3" long.  I asked if she had a rastafarian hiding in there.

[240 is Back]

without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

[Hulkster]

vintage tits are the best, before all the silicone implants

so is vintage hairy pussy, before the stupid obsession with pubic hair removal. women once they hit puberty are SUPPOSED to have pubes, not look 5.

[Hulkotron]

[ritch]

vintage tits are the best, before all the silicone implants

so is vintage hairy pussy, before the stupid obsession with pubic hair removal. women once they hit puberty are SUPPOSED to have pubes, not look 5.

Also supposed to have under arm hair, let's keep that as well then huh? LOL....

[irishdave]

I'm not big on getting hairs stuck between my teeth. A little hair is okay, but a big old bush is better when it is trimmed, IMO.

Bet it's not that big of an issue when sucking on cock, eh boss

[ritch]

Bet it's not that big of an issue when sucking on cock, eh boss

Is that because you shave your pubs before he blows you? Ahaha, could not resist that one, lol...

[Primemuscle]

Bet it's not that big of an issue when sucking on cock, eh boss

You'd be wrong about that. Whether sucking a cock or eating a pussy, untrimmed public hairs are a problem. I should know...right? I've done both. I think you can safely take my word on this.

Are you lobbying for a little personal oral stimulation? If so, I'll need photos of your cock beforehand. I have a reputation for being very particular when it comes to oral sex. 

My rates are reasonable. If travel is necessary, it is on you. I don't pay for sex. Never had to and never will.

Does this cover everything you wanted to know?

[Henda]

vintage tits are the best, before all the silicone implants

so is vintage hairy pussy, before the stupid obsession with pubic hair removal. women once they hit puberty are SUPPOSED to have pubes, not look 5.

Wow, your straight and like white women

[Europe]

vintage tits are the best, before all the silicone implants

so is vintage hairy pussy, before the stupid obsession with pubic hair removal. women once they hit puberty are SUPPOSED to have pubes, not look 5.

This man speaks the truth...

[hench]

80's I grew up in, born 79.
I had my fair share of old porno mags from about 12 so was well prepared for the Bush. first serious gf shaved her scruff off one day and I never looked back, luckily all since and now the wife gets rid of the lot.

just curious, how old are you? I am working on my PhD in Vaginology and my thesis is that the first pussy you saw (hairy in the 70's and 80's, shaved from the 90's on up) is what you will be forever hooked on.

i grew up in the 80s. can you tell?

[Never1AShow]

just curious, how old are you? I am working on my PhD in Vaginology and my thesis is that the first pussy you saw (hairy in the 70's and 80's, shaved from the 90's on up) is what you will be forever hooked on.

i grew up in the 80s. can you tell?

70s and 80s here but I'm the opposite.  I like a landing strip at best.  My guess is it always had to do with how much you liked eating pussy.  More = less pubes.

[Ronnie Rep]

vintage tits are the best, before all the silicone implants

so is vintage hairy pussy, before the stupid obsession with pubic hair removal. women once they hit puberty are SUPPOSED to have pubes, not look 5.

Agree, note Christy Canyon best of the vintage porn.

[Mr Anabolic]

This man speaks the truth...

Shit yeah!

[2Thick]

God-damn! 

[Hulkster]

Also supposed to have under arm hair, let's keep that as well then huh? LOL....

armpits are not sexual organs.

pussies are.

hairy pussy = sexually mature.

[ritch]

armpits are not sexual organs.

pussies are.

hairy pussy = sexually mature.

I bet for some, they are!