Now I know why you fight it. You're a fake Jew. You've been an imposter Jew all along. You fork tongued snake.
Easy there SchMoses. This would be high-larious if you didn't believe it to be true. By the way Buttwheat, I'm also adopted.
Love trumps homerun DNA. In other words, my family loves me regardless of my heritage, real or (as in your pathetic imitation of life) imagined.
I'm guessing that outside your sock-monkey puppets (appropriately named "Han" and "Job") you don't have any real friends? Your constant diatribes against Jewish people and a great many things of shall we say, "non-color" are bound to put off anyone with an IQ above room temperature or not a member of the Flimore chapter of the VFW.
It's one race, human. But you can't even bring yourself to participate in that soiree. Why not try reveling in the similarities in humanity instead of focusing on the relatively few differences? Or continue to be a divisive asshole that thinks he's a direct descendant of some long lost tribe of jewfros.
Your pathetic "argument" to be Jewish/Hebro/Nebr0/Nebrew/Hebrew or whatever term suits your meandering mindset, holds less water than Phil, Ramy and Kai combined on SchmOlympia Nose-Down Day.