Thread's getting a bit creepy now.
Your grandma loves it creepy.
I think I'd like to meat this grandma of The Ugly.
I see it.
Can I count on you to help bring it to fruition?
You bet. Bring a shovel.
Hmmmm, I hadn't taken that into consideration. I'm going to take a pass on your offer, thanks anyway though.
Sorry, pal. About twenty years too late.
All of my grandparents passed many years ago as well.