We're getting tired of your threads driven by sexual deprivation and despite the persona I portray here, it really pains me seeing you in this position.
I'm putting it out there in the open...I will book you a hot escort from a reputable agency here in London to serve you for two hours.
Name your place and time....happy to take this behind the scenes, I'm serious.
In return pls don't post shit threads for at least two weeks. Let me know
Thanks
Hypothetically speaking - how many sexual deprivation driven threads would it take for other members to be offered a hooker?