Gym Junkie...
Iron Warrior...
Probably has a slew of Flag Nor Fail attire.
I love to lift but last thing I wanna do is hang around a gym all day. Or have to talk about fitness with people. Ever get the good ol' "write me up a diet/routine please. but before you do, I don't do this [insert basically every bodypart because of some made up injury] and can't eat this [not can't, just doesn't like it]." When the result diet isn't what they want, you just wasted your time.
I did this once. Now whenever anyone asks I say go pay the trainer at the gym, this is what they are there for.
Fuck em
