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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2015, 01:57:11 PM »
http://fightstate.com/teenager-destroys-a-34-year-old-man-in-a-streetfight-and-refuses-to-let-him-tap-out/

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Could be interesting!

Dude, Marty Falcons is 6'6" and a powerhouse with great boxing and electric heme-iron summoning skills.

If that lil dude Marton Falconetti would unleash a burst of electricity Pikachu-style with added Kale greens and Sea Salt flying out of his ears.

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2015, 01:58:25 PM »
kid would get an electric shock just touching marty


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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2015, 02:02:00 PM »
Falcon has double-shock power. Be a slaughter.

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2015, 02:02:47 PM »

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2015, 03:23:34 PM »
Pathetic fight.little runt doing stupid holds,shit dont work when your strong as hell.guy should have just one shotted that runt in the jaw.I dont understand talking before a fight,you walk up and hit abd hit hard usually ends the fight.

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2015, 03:28:55 PM »
Marty would have lit him up like a chandelier

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2015, 03:48:44 PM »
easy  8)

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2015, 04:08:46 PM »
easy  8)




Lots of anger in that young man.

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2015, 04:19:58 PM »
Marty's a big boy. He reminds me Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2015, 04:28:07 PM »
Hmmm...Anyone else recall the much larger and heavier kid that was being bullied by the smaller kid?  The chubbster just grabbed him in a reverse bear hug, picked him up and slammed him back to earth and reality.

Il grande e potente Falcon non solo che per questo mouse di un uomo. 

And probably to the melodic strains of Tom Jones, "Love Me Tonight".

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2015, 04:38:17 PM »
First of all, the older fellow in the clip is much shorter and smaller than Don Falcone Electricité, second, Marton Waddy would not attempt such a foolish takedown exposing his back and neck like that.

And thirdly, the lilfella would not be able to reach Daddo Don Falconé. Being able to do a rear naked choke on Marty would be impossible.

First thing Daddy Waddy would do would be to utilize his superior height, reach and power, sending that little twerp backwards with a right hook or uppercut.

Then, the sparks would fly as he would unleash the electrical storm.

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2015, 04:44:05 PM »
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Then, the sparks would fly as he would unleash the electrical storm.



Kinda like "Storm" from X-Men but without  the breasts, vagina or thigh-highs but maybe the cape and some boxing gloves?  Coolness.

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2015, 08:21:51 PM »
Marty's a big boy. He reminds me Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

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Serious question - is he slow or maybe had a head injury??  I have kind of been an ass and if he is just intentionally being a moron I dont care - but if the guy has some level of retardation I am pretty ashamed of myself.
Maybe I just dont "get" this place. I should probably stick to the private boards where knowledge is shared and there is absolutely none of this dumbass "owning" or "trolling" ( hard to believe grown men do this shit)

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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2015, 09:02:20 PM »
Serious question - is he slow or maybe had a head injury??  I have kind of been an ass and if he is just intentionally being a moron I dont care - but if the guy has some level of retardation I am pretty ashamed of myself.
Maybe I just dont "get" this place. I should probably stick to the private boards where knowledge is shared and there is absolutely none of this dumbass "owning" or "trolling" ( hard to believe grown men do this shit)
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Re: How would Marty Champion stand a fight to this little dude?
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2015, 05:45:24 AM »
Would not get into a fight with the mighty Falcon. He's huge, strong and unhinged. A lethal trifecta.