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SpanmkPoint Break
« on: May 27, 2015, 06:06:40 AM »
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2015, 06:09:08 AM »

^rolling in his grave
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thegamechanger

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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2015, 06:17:30 AM »
no need for a remake of that.
trailer doesnt look very good.
its in 3d :(
original had keanu reeves, swayze, gary busey and was directed by bigelow (zero dark thirty, hurt locker, strange days,)
this got no known actors and is directed by some dude who made invincible with mark wahlberg :(
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2015, 07:11:18 AM »
I saw where they have one of the original guys in it. "See ya in hell Johnny".

It seems they make these movies, and rename them, just so they can steal a few scenes from the original.  This looks nothing like the original, but it has enough parts similar that they have to go ahead and say fuck it, it's a remake, so they don't look like they're plagiarizing.  It's got a mix of Fast & Furious, XXX with Vin Diesel and any other heist movie from the preview.
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2015, 07:19:30 AM »
Yep, definitely skipping this one.
Jesus christ what a hollywood shitfest. The extreme action gimmick hardly works if every other film does it.
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2015, 07:27:09 AM »
All special effects and no substance. How is this different from any other modern day action movie? What a piece of shit.
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2015, 07:42:40 AM »
it will never have the same vibe and charm as the old movie.
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2015, 07:54:13 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on May 27, 2015, 07:42:40 AM
it will never have the same vibe and charm as the old movie.

This.

Same with Robocop/Conan/Red Dawn, etc.......all these remakes are shit.   Can't replicate the campiness.
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2015, 03:35:00 PM »
Quote from: BDsauce on May 27, 2015, 06:06:40 AM


Oh my god looks like utter fucking shit.

Lol who is making these movies? How could you put your name on something like this filth...

I wonder how many scenes will hVe some "extreme" athlete drinking a monster energy drink
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2015, 03:39:37 PM »
"Extreme athletes" ::) ::) ::)
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2015, 04:00:51 PM »
Looks like shit, but not pure shit. It will wind up a 5-6/10 movie that you'll watch in the middle of the night to pass the time, all the while lamenting that it's no where as good as the original.

Delroy Lindo is a decent bit of casting though.
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2015, 04:39:08 PM »
Whyyyy do they have to do this shit.
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Re: SpanmkPoint Break
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2015, 05:12:43 PM »
They should just remake it with Keanu. The dude doesn't age. And use Paul Walker instead of Swayze.
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