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Best mugshots ever?
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:50:06 AM »
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A Florida couple Ray “Paw Paw” Tate and his girlfriend Selma B. Withers have been arrested on over twenty counts of fraud this past weekend after a gentleman went to go visit some land Tate had sold him on-line. “I put the address into my GPS and it took me to a point where I couldn’t go any further. I was just stuck driving in a circle,” said the man who thought he was getting a deal on some Florida swampland.
As it turned out, the land Tate and Withers was selling was not in Florida. In fact, it wasn’t in the United States. It wasn’t even overseas. Tate and Withers were selling prime real estate in the Aitken Military Base located on the moon, a real estate scam Tate and Withers had concocted while high on bath salts presumably in order to buy more bath salts.




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The Grim Lifter

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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2015, 06:57:41 AM »
The gap between his teeth is wider than Phil Heath
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Army of One

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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2015, 07:08:14 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2015, 07:11:26 AM »
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2015, 07:23:50 AM »
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2015, 07:26:10 AM »
Bath salts of Peace.

Talk about "Paw Paw"
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2015, 07:27:43 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 28, 2015, 07:23:50 AM

needs nape of neck trimmed and sides and or around ears blended.
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Mr Anabolic

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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2015, 07:28:37 AM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on May 28, 2015, 06:50:06 AM



Just euthanize them and get it over with.  Waste of money keeping them alive.
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2015, 07:34:22 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 28, 2015, 07:08:14 AM


Winner winner.  The shame in his eyes is fucking priceless.
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2015, 07:38:02 AM »
Quote from: njflex on May 28, 2015, 07:27:43 AM
needs nape of neck trimmed and sides and or around ears blended.

Thinning hairline too, needs to jump on propecia and consider a hair transplant
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2015, 08:23:42 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 28, 2015, 07:38:02 AM
Thinning hairline too, needs to jump on propecia and consider a hair transplant

Yet despite the bath salt abuse Ray Tate has a mop on top of his head.

How dumb would you feel if you were fooled into buying property on the moon by a bath salt junkie? You'd have to be a simple simon type to not know where the property was before you bought it. I'd love to know what the text/emails and phone calls were like, I'm sure the buyer felt like he was really closing a deal.
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2015, 08:27:27 AM »
Dude..wtf..what happened with Groink? He get busted?
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2015, 08:39:16 AM »
Quote from: Go 4 It on May 28, 2015, 08:27:27 AM
Dude..wtf..what happened with Groink? He get busted?


I know lads in there 30's look older than the mighty groink, he's a legend
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ritch

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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2015, 09:02:05 AM »
should put that freak in Hollywood for some small roles, would be funny.
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2015, 09:15:19 AM »
Quote from: ritch on May 28, 2015, 09:02:05 AM
should put that freak in Hollywood for some small roles, would be funny.

lol. Agreed. Maybe have Steve Buscemi and Danny Trejo and Paw Paw go on a crime spree or something...





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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2015, 09:22:52 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on May 28, 2015, 09:15:19 AM
lol. Agreed. Maybe have Steve Buscemi and Danny Trejo and Paw Paw go on a crime spree or something...







Haha, I love those actors you mentioned, I watch almost any flick with them!
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2015, 09:30:27 AM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on May 28, 2015, 06:50:06 AM




looks like a young Jason vorhees before he put the hockey mask on..
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2015, 09:37:27 AM »
Quote from: Go 4 It on May 28, 2015, 08:27:27 AM
Dude..wtf..what happened with Groink? He get busted?

Old news. Supposedly Groink was driving around with someone who had drugs in the car.
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2015, 09:42:03 AM »
Need pics of Selma that show whole body before deciding if would fuck or not, going off the face its a maybe
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2015, 10:14:59 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 09:37:27 AM
Old news. Supposedly Groink was driving around with someone who had drugs in the car.

And Groink had no license to drive for it was suspended numerous times  :-\
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2015, 10:23:14 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 28, 2015, 07:23:50 AM


For some reason, I picture Groink as a dwarf when I see this pic.  Big head, little body.  Oooompa Looooompa.   :D
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2015, 11:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Twaddle on May 28, 2015, 10:23:14 AM
For some reason, I picture Groink as a dwarf when I see this pic.  Big head, little body.  Oooompa Looooompa.   :D

...doompadee doo, I'm gonna steal some money from you!
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2015, 11:26:07 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 28, 2015, 09:37:27 AM
Old news. Supposedly Groink was driving around with someone who had drugs in the car.

Yes, Cops are always pulling over white people who obey the law.
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Re: Best mugshots ever?
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2015, 11:43:26 AM »
this guy for happiest look on a mugshot...he had just gotten off shift at a burger king and decided to come back and rob it while still in uniform...a real genius right there... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2015, 11:52:55 AM »
second happiest.. pa drug bust... bodybuilding related steroid bust.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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