Author Topic: Yoko Ono: I had an affair with Hillary Clinton (Read 7745 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** May 30, 2015, 10:45:32 PM »

I knew it!!

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/

Automation · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2015, 11:21:33 PM »

Not a shock. She always had that cold, semi-lesbian vibe about her. Still, at least Bill still has the "energiser" to help satisfy his carnal pleasures:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2706273/Is-society-blonde-Energiser-whos-one-Bill-Clintons-secret-lovers-13-years.html

Primemuscle · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2015, 11:39:08 PM »

I knew when Hillary and I were having our affair in the 70's, she was also seeing someone else. What I didn't know was that it was crazy Yoko Ono.

Mitch · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2015, 12:59:26 AM »

It's common knowledge all male politicians are faggets and all female ones are carpet munchers, same goes for the BBing "industry".

no story there, move along.

climber · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2015, 01:23:36 AM »

she'd get on well with Kai

Skeletor · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2015, 02:09:39 AM »

World News Daily report is satire.

If that's not enough to convince you, read their disclaimer:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

SF1900 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2015, 02:29:34 AM »

Quote from: Skeletor on May 31, 2015, 02:09:39 AM

World News Daily report is satire.

If that's not enough to convince you, read their disclaimer:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

Haha LMAO!!!

booty · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2015, 02:38:30 AM »

She probably got more pussy than what Bill ever did. $:-\$

denarii · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2015, 02:43:54 AM »

Quote from: booty on May 31, 2015, 02:38:30 AM

She probably got more pussy than what Bill ever did. $:-\$

you jealous old harridan

booty · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2015, 02:45:32 AM »

Quote from: denarii on May 31, 2015, 02:43:54 AM

you jealous old harridan

Hardly

avxo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2015, 03:54:21 AM »

Another instance of The Coach seeing it and posting it. Because fuck thinking critically. Because fuck having a modicum of skepticism. Because fuck wasting time to read the disclaimer on the article. Fuck all that - if some site on the Internet affirms what The Coach already "knows" then he just posts it with abandon.

And you people wonder why the U.S. is in the sad state it's in when the answer is right in front of your eyes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the average American voter...

SF1900 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2015, 04:06:21 AM »

Quote from: avxo on May 31, 2015, 03:54:21 AM

Another instance of The Coach seeing it and posting it. Because fuck thinking critically. Because fuck having a modicum of skepticism. Because fuck wasting time to read the disclaimer on the article. Fuck all that - if some site on the Internet affirms what The Coach already "knows" then he just posts it with abandon.

And you people wonder why the U.S. is in the sad state it's in when the answer is right in front of your eyes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the average American voter...

Avxo, some of us Americans can discern the difference between real news and satire news :-) unfortunately, this is the common theme of many American voters :-/ look for evidence that affirms their belief, and ignore everything else.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2015, 04:10:22 AM »

Quote from: avxo on May 31, 2015, 03:54:21 AM

Another instance of The Coach seeing it and posting it. Because fuck thinking critically. Because fuck having a modicum of skepticism. Because fuck wasting time to read the disclaimer on the article. Fuck all that - if some site on the Internet affirms what The Coach already "knows" then he just posts it with abandon.

And you people wonder why the U.S. is in the sad state it's in when the answer is right in front of your eyes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the average American voter...

Haha, And here I give you the typical dolt who thinks I thought it was real. Lol. Gimme a break son. Even I knew it was satire. Too fucking easy..haha.

"Sure you did" - axvo

"This idiot has done this before" - strawman

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2015, 04:15:10 AM »

Love seeing the pompous "I'm smarter than you" higher "educated" melt. Lmao

avxo · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2015, 04:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on May 31, 2015, 04:10:22 AM

Haha, And here I give you the typical dolt who thinks I thought it was real. Lol. Gimme a break son. Even I knew it was satire. Too fucking easy..haha.

What's easy? Acting like a gullible fool by posting this story? Don't bother answering - it's just a rhetorical question. But tell me something, why would you post this if you knew it was false given your history of posting links to satirical sites as if they were real and how you've been repeatedly called out for being fooled?

Quote from: Coach is Back! on May 31, 2015, 04:10:22 AM

"Sure you did" - axvo

You misspelled that - it should read avxo. Good thing too, since I didn't reply "Sure you did" and you'd have looked quite the fool!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2015, 04:49:02 AM »

I'm not convinced the man shot by Chapman was actually John Lennon. The real Beatle could still be trapped in Yoko Ono's 70s jungle bush. Since no group brave enough to mount an expedition exists, the world may never know.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2015, 04:57:03 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on May 30, 2015, 10:45:32 PM

I knew it!!

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/

You know this is a satire site...right???

avxo · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2015, 05:06:58 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 31, 2015, 04:57:03 AM

You know this is a satire site...right???

A day late and a dollar short Vince.

Parker · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2015, 05:56:25 AM »

Quote from: avxo on May 31, 2015, 03:54:21 AM

Another instance of The Coach seeing it and posting it. Because fuck thinking critically. Because fuck having a modicum of skepticism. Because fuck wasting time to read the disclaimer on the article. Fuck all that - if some site on the Internet affirms what The Coach already "knows" then he just posts it with abandon.

And you people wonder why the world is in the sad state it's in when the answer is right in front of your eyes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the average voter...

Fixed it for you.

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2015, 05:57:24 AM »

Quote from: avxo on May 31, 2015, 03:54:21 AM

Another instance of The Coach seeing it and posting it. Because fuck thinking critically. Because fuck having a modicum of skepticism. Because fuck wasting time to read the disclaimer on the article. Fuck all that - if some site on the Internet affirms what The Coach already "knows" then he just posts it with abandon.

And you people wonder why the U.S. is in the sad state it's in when the answer is right in front of your eyes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the average American voter...

Lol! So true