How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?

[bigmikecox]

Bummer, i wonder why last? Maybe needs some bolt ons to compete at the higher level?

she wasn't last! You place out of the top 15 everyone is awarded 16th place. Her NAME is last alphabetically

[latiuss]

Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 

Again not hating as your wifes ass is smashable as fuck and shes bukkakable from the front but her quads make her look too blocky for bikini bro and ruins her flow agree she looks like figure as even her calfs are big I know shes your wife but c'mon son its like having rami quads and doing physique instead of bbing.

[bigmikecox]

Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 

Welcome to Nationals!!!  Some Nationals shows are like that, especially in bikini where there are so many girls on "teams". Sucks but its how it is. She looked damn good. Just have to get her face out there and play the game

[stuntmovie1]

MIKE, Win, lose, or draw .... Your wife is a beautiful lady and placing 15th in a competitive lineup of beautiful women is nothing to be ashamed of.

Based on the photos I've seen, it appears that the 'winner was thinner' and the thinner winner gets the 'chicken dinner'.

It seems that all these girls are so beautiful physically, that the judges look for the one contestant that 'suffered' the most to stand up there on that stage.

And that 'thinner winner' seems to have suffered most with one hell of a strict diet to win that chicken dinner.

But in this case it was a 'plastic' trophy.

I'm always amazed that Hollywood agents fail to pass their cards to some of these competitors .....because each and every one of them is far more beautiful than any actress working in major motion pictures today.

And there are two words that are always said by those who don't do as well as they expected .... but never said by those who place well.

Those two words are "political" and "fixed".

And in the majority of cases I always respond with a word of my own.

"BULLSHIT!"

If the young HOWArD HUFHES was alive today, he'd be there in person with ten or twenty contracts in his hand.

[herefortheglitter]

she wasn't last! You place out of the top 15 everyone is awarded 16th place. Her NAME is last alphabetically

[loco]

Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out.

Who is Kate, and what were you doing in her before passing out?  You cheating on your wife?

I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look.  

You calling your wife a hoe?

LOL...just kidding with ya, Mike!  Congratulations!  Your wife looks great and she should have won.  You are a lucky man, regardless of your neglected lawn.    

[Kwon_2]

Mike is quite the wordsmith / grammar nazi! 

[Competitor 9]

Mike is quite the wordsmith / grammar nazi! 

I'm absolutely terrible at it. I'm dyslexic and it's been somthing I've always had to work on. My mind gets ahead of what my fingers are typing and it's just a mess. In school I have to reread my paper multiple times tell I get it right. Then it's not to bad.

[Waller]

I'm absolutely terrible at it. I'm dyslexic and it's been somthing I've always had to work on. My mind gets ahead of what my fingers are typing and it's just a mess. In school I have to reread my paper multiple times tell I get it right. Then it's not to bad.

Does it affect your fingerbang technique?

[Kwon_2]

I'm absolutely terrible at it. I'm dyslexic and it's been somthing I've always had to work on. My mind gets ahead of what my fingers are typing and it's just a mess. In school I have to reread my paper multiple times tell I get it right. Then it's not to bad.

I understood you were dyslexic, just messing with you in good fun Mike.

[Hulkotron]

Wes  you are the authority when it comes to glutes -ham tie ins  , what is that lump on the back of her legs ?

Something looks "off" with her ass if you ask me.

Would still like to bury my nose in it though.

[Howard]

Chick from my gym just did her first bikini show, she looked awesome at the gym, good body etc... but a couple of us guys were talking and decided she wouldn't do well because she didn't look "in shape" (no abs or separation at all). Again she looked phenomenal otherwise.

Needless to say she won the novice class and took second overall.

Howard what are judges looking at for these contests?

I refused to judge bikini ( and MPD) due a lack of objective criteria, so I quit judging.
Thus, I'm convinced it's little more then a sexy beach body contest which is totally subjective.
More paid entrants = more $$ for the promoter= pretty simple equation on why they have it.

[Noel Fuller]

That butt needs a lot of work, a lot

[Noel Fuller]

I refused to judge bikini ( and MPD) due a lack of objective criteria, so I quit judging.
Thus, I'm convinced it's little more then a sexy beach body contest which is totally subjective.
More paid entrants = more $$ for the promoter= pretty simple equation on why they have it.

Bikini is easy to judge, you just dont want to

[Noel Fuller]

If she got implants those are bad, butt shouldnt fold over like that

[240 is Back]

If she got implants those are bad, butt shouldnt fold over like that

I dunno bro... they look real to me.   

Looking at the pics, I'd give her top 5.  Maybe a little muscle-y for bikini, but lower half outclasses everyone in the class. 

[stuntmovie1]

HOWARD ... You've judged a fair number of NPC events and I agree with you regarding the difficulty of judging the women's events, BUT have you ever participated as a judge and have personally seen or participated in any form of corruption when it comes to placing the contestants?

[herefortheglitter]

What is going on here? Bad injection??

[Noel Fuller]

I dunno bro... they look real to me.   

Looking at the pics, I'd give her top 5.  Maybe a little muscle-y for bikini, but lower half outclasses everyone in the class. 

Man glad you guys dont judge, that is not a good bikini butt

[240 is Back]

Btw im going to show this to her. She was upset and everthing you guys told her is what I said. But it will mean more coming from others. Thanks you guys a lot for the kind words

She looks outstanding and could have been top 5, IMO. 

Lower half development is best in class.  Major props.

[Simple Simon]

This is a good bikini butt

Thanks for the expert opinion based of the current criteria which is?

[Noel Fuller]

Ok Noel, I quit judging when bikini and MPD started to become the largest divisions.
I also was pretty clueless about what specific criteria to use when judging bikini ( and MPD).
Perhaps, you could enlighten us with some of the actual criteria used in bikini judging.
I'm 100% serious and sure others would like to know as well.

I've seen some very vague and general criteria for bikini and that's it.
I suspect it's purposefully vague to keep hope alive and entry numbers high?

Tiny waist, hips, flat tummy to noticeable abs, look of a track athlete as in you can tell she works out but not too much back or shoulders, arm definition without looking figure, butt needs to be muscular and lifted, round and fully developed to over developed, hammy tie in noticable

[Simple Simon]

Tiny waist, hips, flat tummy to noticeable abs, look of a track athlete as in you can tell she works out but not too much back or shoulders, arm definition without looking figure, butt needs to be muscular and lifted, round and fully developed to over developed, hammy tie in noticable

Is that written down anywhere or is it just your personal preference?

[Noel Fuller]

Judges meetings, this has been discussed from day one and has changed in the last few years. I train a lot of bikini girls so I have to know the current state of judging in order for them to place well.

[Simple Simon]

Judges meetings, this has been discussed from day one and has changed in the last few years. I train a lot of bikini girls so I have to know the current state of judging in order for them to place well.

Ever thought about sharing the info with the competitors , it would make their prep and training so much easier.