I just hired a female mover.

[ritch]

So I'm moving at the end of the month. (getting out of my mom's basement finally...)

I placed an add for movers and received quick responses as Ritchy boy pays better than the other schmuks...

So the "person"was replying in female grammar and was not sure if it was a woman or not. Well it is.

I hired her. YOu guys think a woman can move washer/dryer/fridge, stove up a bunch of stairs?

She won't stop texting me, this is getting weird, not joking.

What do you pecker heads think of this???

[Dave D]

I'm so excited to see how this ends. Part of me is hoping she thinks she answered a "foxy cleaning service" ad, while assuming she's a mass monster yet all the while believing she will show up with her teenage son and a few of his goofball friends to beat the crap out of your stuff as they mishandle the move, and all it'll cost her is a couple of pizzas and a video game rental.

Keep us updated bro.

[Knooger]

What do you pecker heads think of this???

I think you should fuck her and post pics here. Extra points if you shit on her.

[Obvious Gimmick]

To move DEEZ NUTS.   Boom bitches!!!!



sorry guys. My lack of humor disgusts me. Mods please give me a 3 day time out  

[ritch]

I'm so excited to see how this ends. Part of me is hoping she thinks she answered a "foxy cleaning service" ad, while assuming she's a mass monster yet all the while believing she will show up with her teenage son and a few of his goofball friends to beat the crap out of your stuff as they mishandle the move, and all it'll cost her is a couple of pizzas and a video game rental.

Keep us updated bro.

She actually sent me a selfie, lol!!!
Well fuck me, she just changed her mind, does not think she can do it.

Man, I made a thread on this hoping to have a fun story to tell and this is all I get?

Time to post the "son, I disapoint" pics.

Or maybe she was hoping I offer her cash to put my cock in her mouth. Dunno, never understood women...

[ritch]

I think you should fuck her and post pics here. Extra points if you shit on her.

I have her pic on my phone. I wanted to transfer it to a buddy, but it would not work. No idea how to get that on the site.
(There is a reason why you don't see me posting pics here, lol...)

[Knooger]

She actually sent me a selfie, lol!!!
Well fuck me, she just changed her mind, does not think she can do it.

Man, I made a thread on this hoping to have a fun story to tell and this is all I get?

Time to post the "son, I disapoint" pics.

Or maybe she was hoping I offer her cash to put my cock in her mouth. Dunno, never understood women...

Only way to redeem yourself is to post masturbation pics and extra points if you shit on yourself.

[ritch]

Only way to redeem yourself is to post masturbation pics and extra points if you shit on yourself.

Best excuse ever to request cock pic, lol!

But consider this. If I can't post up regular pics here, or that selfie, how am I supposed to post up my big/beautiful cock to brighten up this place???

[Dave D]

She actually sent me a selfie, lol!!!
Well fuck me, she just changed her mind, does not think she can do it.

Man, I made a thread on this hoping to have a fun story to tell and this is all I get?

Time to post the "son, I disapoint" pics.

Or maybe she was hoping I offer her cash to put my cock in her mouth. Dunno, never understood women...

1. What is age range and physical build (also how attractive is she)?

2. You may have made a new random text buddy. I'm sure you're bound to receive a few periodic "heys" and an obligatory "did you find someone else to move/how's the move going".  You will be fortunate if she tells you how bad her ex bf sucks.

3. I would like an invitation to the wedding.

[Knooger]

Best excuse ever to request cock pic, lol!

But consider this. If I can't post up regular pics here, or that selfie, how am I supposed to post up my big/beautiful cock to brighten up this place???

Hire Shizzo to do the camera work and posting to Getbig.

[ritch]

1. What is age range and physical build (also how attractive is she)?

2. You may have made a new random text buddy. I'm sure you're bound to receive a few periodic "heys" and an obligatory "did you find someone else to move/how's the move going".  You will be fortunate if she tells you how bad her ex bf sucks.

3. I would like an invitation to the wedding.

Gonna have her move in with me after all.
We move in july 1st.
Wedding is July 2cnd.

HOpe you can make it!

[ritch]

So I succeeded in sending the pic to my buddy. He says she looks pretty good. Not much make up, so I like that. Hmm, maybe life is telling me something???

[Dave D]

Gonna have her move in with me after all.
We move in july 1st.
Wedding is July 2cnd.

HOpe you can make it!

Lol

Thanks Ill be there.

So I succeeded in sending the pic to my buddy. He says she looks pretty good. Not much make up, so I like that. Hmm, maybe life is telling me something???

If you can't convince her to help with the move tell her you'd like her to escort you to a gluten free organic meal....

[ritch]

Lol

Thanks Ill be there.
If you can't convince her to help with the move tell her you'd like her to escort you to a gluten free organic meal....

I can serve her glutten free spermcyles at my place.

But this is really weird/funny to get a selfie and wonder what it suggests. It could be an escort, you never know. I oddly do find her attractive as I don't see heavy make up and feel she lives a simple life. (We spoke on the phone a bit and I can read people very well by how they talk, sound and it all corresponds to how she looks in her pic.)

Also has bigger/thicker arms than most GB posters, lol!

[Dave D]

I can serve her glutten free spermcyles at my place.

But this is really weird/funny to get a selfie and wonder what it suggests. It could be an escort, you never know. I oddly do find her attractive as I don't see heavy make up and feel she lives a simple life. (We spoke on the phone a bit and I can read people very well by how they talk, sound and it all corresponds to how she looks in her pic.)

Also has bigger/thicker arms than most GB posters, lol!

Give it shot, worst case she says no and you don't hear from again. Especially if you're comfortable after speaking with her. Many people aren't gifted with being able to read people,  so if you can trust your gut go by it.

My experience with women who are willing to do physical labor/manual jobs (and are attractive) is that they tend to be enjoyable to be around and aren't high maintenance and are self sufficient/reliant.  The only downside is  many have had some sort of abusive relationship experience and that can be a deciding issue if you end up having a relationship (if a person continually finds their self in abusive relationships they often haven't addressed  their issues of self worth, and normal/non abusive people seem fake and make them uncomfortable).

Sorry for the meltdown

[ritch]

Give it shot, worst case she says no and you don't hear from again. Especially if you're comfortable after speaking with her. Many people aren't gifted with being able to read people,  so if you can trust your gut go by it.

My experience with women who are willing to do physical labor/manual jobs (and are attractive) is that they tend to be enjoyable to be around and aren't high maintenance and are self sufficient/reliant.  The only downside is  many have had some sort of abusive relationship experience and that can be a deciding issue if you end up having a relationship (if a person continually finds their self in abusive relationships they often haven't addressed  their issues of self worth, and normal/non abusive people seem fake and make them uncomfortable).

Sorry for the meltdown

No meltdown here. I bet she has more labour skills than I do, lol! But yes, women are often thick skinned who work in such fields.
She asked me twice if she could come to my place and see how heavy the stuff was, lol! I mean, that is just weird. YOu know or you doN't...

[Yamcha]

Always send a woman to do a GetBigger's job

[FitnessFrenzy]

Best excuse ever to request cock pic, lol!

But consider this. If I can't post up regular pics here, or that selfie, how am I supposed to post up my big/beautiful cock to brighten up this place???

now that tbombz has returned to Getbig, I am sure that he will appreciate your cock pics. Maybe send them to him in a PM?

[DroppingPlates]

What do you pecker heads think of this???

This thread is incomplete without pictures

[da_vinci]

I ordered a refigerator once. The delivery van stops near my place, I get a call, it's a female voice "Your order has been delivered, could you show me where to carry it?". I think, mmkay, there are probably a guy with her, and she's a driver. Nope, completely alone, built like a horse, almost my height (and I'm no midget). Jumps out of the van and before I suggest to help her, she's carrying that fukkin refrigerator (that is bigger than me) on her own, moves it up and down the stairs, adjusts as needed and puts to a place. I wouldn't have tried to do that by myself I swear even tho' I lift tons of weight in a gym. But oh well... she probably has a few spinal hernias already and won't be doing that for a long.

[Tapeworm]

She sounds like a damn idiot.  "Gee I might be able to but, um, maybe not, idk."

Now you get to contact the other movers again and ask if someone can still do it.  She has fucked you around, wasted your time, and eroded your position with other contractors.  Don't give her a pass because she's a girl.  Fuck her.  Tell her to go bake cupcakes or join a Ranger battalion.

[denarii]

This thread is incomplete without pictures

The chick was actally called bob chick and he is missing his MD paycheck.

[SOMEPARTS]

This thread is incomplete without pictures

[Kwon_2]

This thread is incomplete without pictures

[ritch]

I ordered a refigerator once. The delivery van stops near my place, I get a call, it's a female voice "Your order has been delivered, could you show me where to carry it?". I think, mmkay, there are probably a guy with her, and she's a driver. Nope, completely alone, built like a horse, almost my height (and I'm no midget). Jumps out of the van and before I suggest to help her, she's carrying that fukkin refrigerator (that is bigger than me) on her own, moves it up and down the stairs, adjusts as needed and puts to a place. I wouldn't have tried to do that by myself I swear even tho' I lift tons of weight in a gym. But oh well... she probably has a few spinal hernias already and won't be doing that for a long.

Was getting kinda turned on reading this hoping for some sex story, lol!
I was not so sure about her being able to pull this off, so the second she admited self doubt well, not so good.

I suggested she teams up with a buddy to take her stove in and out of her place to test/try it. That's when she replied maybe it was not the best of ideas. I wanted to hire her as she's out of work and did sound tougher than the normal chick and has the face to match the description.

But modern day fridges are not heavy at all. I was very shocked to see the guy just walk up the stairs like it was nothing when he delivered it. With proper straps and shit, it's not that bad. The washing machine has more weight, but that's it really.

Still don't wanna do it myself, lol...