Hi Tony, I know you are reading this, you little shit.
Your G4P antics are well known, you prance around on stage like a jumped up queen, high on cocaine.
You are almost 50 years old, this kind of disgraceful behaviour is not becoming of a man of your age.
You own nothing of any value, you have no pension, and your future is one of rapid decline in emergency rooms.
Needless to say, when they wheel you in to the hospital, due to liver or heart failure, I will be there, waiting to boo you.