Author Topic: What's on your GET BIG bucket list? (Read 3756 times)

Howard · « **on:** June 04, 2015, 06:44:18 PM »

I met getbig founder Ron years ago and figured that was the pinnacle.
But, I've added some get big related things I want to do/see before I croak.

1. Learn from this forum that TBombz graduates from seminary and becomes a pastor.
The I'll travel to his church and listen to his Easter sermon from the back pew.
I'll put a $20 in the collection place with a small, playboy bunny ,money clip attached.

2. Meet up with the mayor of BB at the Arnold expo. Take an arm in arm pic of us
standing in front of the men's room. Then post the pic on get big.

3. Offer up any advice via phone or in person to any regular getbigger .
Then conclude the conversation with ; "...hope that helps"

4. Have a meet and greet lunch with some getbiggers I meet at a contest expo.
Then , right before lunch ends, I loudly fart and walk off without saying a word.

Nails · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2015, 06:50:17 PM »

1. Shit on booty
2. Gain access to the room next to the ice machine at the mirage
3. Sign the wavier
4. Break orange chicken with Ron and some of his fitness hoez

SF1900 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2015, 06:57:13 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 04, 2015, 06:44:18 PM

I met getbig founder Ron years ago and figured that was the pinnacle.
But, I've added some get big related things I want to do/see before I croak.

1. Learn from this forum that TBombz graduates from seminary and becomes a pastor.
The I'll travel to his church and listen to his Easter sermon from the back pew.
I'll put a $20 in the collection place with a small, playboy bunny ,money clip attached.

2. Meet up with the mayor of BB at the Arnold expo. Take an arm in arm pic of us
standing in front of the men's room. Then post the pic on get big.

3. Offer up any advice via phone or in person to any regular getbigger .
Then conclude the conversation with ; "...hope that helps"

4. Have a meet and greet lunch with some getbiggers I meet at a contest expo.
Then , right before lunch ends, I loudly fart and walk off without saying a word.

I hung out with the Mayor of Bodybuilding at the New York Pro. Back then, I did not know that he was the Mayor of Bodybuilding.

Howard · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2015, 07:08:10 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on June 04, 2015, 06:57:13 PM

I hung out with the Mayor of Bodybuilding at the New York Pro. Back then, I did not know that he was the Mayor of Bodybuilding.

I envy you. the Mayor is a cool dude and really into the contest side of BB as a genuine fan.

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2015, 07:13:37 PM »

I've met ron, dan & bob, worked with lots of the pros. I dream in eggshell.

I think at this point, it's just the getbig tattoo that remains to be experienced.

The Scott · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2015, 07:17:47 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 04, 2015, 07:08:10 PM

I envy you. the Mayor is a cool dude and really into the contest side of BB as a genuine fan.

Surely you jest? The "Mayor" is a weirdo. He's a "Sadult", i.e., a sad adult. One that lives within the perverse confines of his soiled underwear of a mind and his mom's basement.

Whatever.

Howard · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2015, 08:18:59 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on June 04, 2015, 07:17:47 PM

Surely you jest? The "Mayor" is a weirdo. He's a "Sadult", i.e., a sad adult. One that lives within the perverse confines of his soiled underwear of a mind and his mom's basement.

Whatever.

The Mayor owns a house , has 2 kids and has been married for many years to the same woman.
100% serious

Set It Up · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2015, 08:21:18 PM »

make chopperrider lose his mind

AHHAHAHAAHAH accomplished

Howard · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2015, 08:31:45 PM »

6. I want to live longer then Potatank.
I can piss on his grave while saying; " See how wrong you were about me being depressed and suicidal "

Then I post the pics on getbig , so it really happened.

Vince B · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2015, 08:33:15 PM »

Avoid ending up living in those long, cold winters in Saskatchewan and kissing Joon's butt for handouts!

Rambone · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2015, 08:34:03 PM »

1. Reenactment of Bobby Sly's last day on earth
2. Break Titus out of jail
3. Cruise around with Navy_Mike in his notchback 5.0 while flexing at fellow drivers and popping DNP like candy
4. Peel for Lonnie Teper and/or Mayor of Bodybuilding
5. Visit the trailer where Chad Mower grew up
6. Dubai, Inida

SF1900 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2015, 08:35:34 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 04, 2015, 07:08:10 PM

I envy you. the Mayor is a cool dude and really into the contest side of BB as a genuine fan.

IT was my first bodybuilding contest that I attended. He even took some pics of me posing with some bodybuilders (Paco Bautista, Dennis Wolf, Kai Greene). It was magical.

Henda · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:05:03 PM »

Every time I pass shizzos house I'd like to gain entry and take a piss on him as he's passed out drunk on the couch and do this every single time I pass by

Knooger · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:09:23 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on June 04, 2015, 10:05:03 PM

Every time I pass shizzos house I'd like to gain entry and take a piss on him as he's passed out drunk on the couch and do this every single time I pass by

I'd make him wear lipstick, shit on his chest and post pics here.

ritch · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:11:43 PM »

how about taking a pic with your cock right beside his mouth kinda open? Then send it to his family.

Set It Up · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:13:23 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 04, 2015, 08:31:45 PM

6. I want to live longer then Potatank.
I can piss on his grave while saying; " See how wrong you were about me being depressed and suicidal "

Then I post the pics on getbig , so it really happened.

lolol this would be fucking epic but one issue

my will has me being cremated and my ashes spread in a dog park

so pee on my obituary in the Regina Leader Post or wherever and post that

Knooger · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:16:21 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 04, 2015, 10:11:43 PM

how about taking a pic with your cock right beside his mouth kinda open? Then send it to his family.

I'd choke him to death with my cock, grind up his body and flush it down the toilet.

Set It Up · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:19:30 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on June 04, 2015, 10:16:21 PM

I'd choke him to death with my cock, grind up his body and flush it down the toilet.

im noting these in advance of me and joon going to florida

Master Blaster · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:21:12 PM »

Dave gets back from his business trip.

Knooger · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:22:06 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on June 04, 2015, 10:19:30 PM

im noting these in advance of me and joon going to florida

Hahaha

ritch · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on June 04, 2015, 10:16:21 PM

I'd choke him to death with my cock, grind up his body and flush it down the toilet.

could feed his ground up body to people you don't like? Then film them vomiting the ground up bodies?

OK, that was disgusting and sign that I've had enough internet for the day...

_aj_ · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:36:24 AM »

Quote from: Potatank on June 04, 2015, 10:19:30 PM

im noting these in advance of me and joon going to florida

Is it safe to assume that you're going to Miami with Joon?

Automation · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:44:32 AM »

See either Loon, or Potatoface, get arrested for murdering the other, during their get together in London.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:49:29 AM »

1. meet dropping plates, SF1900, kwon_2, bigro, ironmeister, and a lot of other getbiggers

2. try basile's biceps suspinator

3. become better at video editing

4. take a trip to Sylva, NC to visit Caliber Fitness

5. go to mr olympia including the expo

6. go to arnold classic

Yamcha · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:58:59 AM »

Become Ray Cutler's cum dumpster