Author Topic: Steven Seagal shows his aikido skills in Russia (Read 4231 times)

musclecenter · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:39:08 AM »

enjoy it

Nails · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:51:30 AM »

Fortress · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:55:45 AM »

I have zero doubt he is VERY accomplished in his chosen discipline. But how are these displays indicative of ANYTHING resembling a true attack? Guys half-running at him with no actual stated assault purpose.

Some dude with good hands, who seriously wants to put on the hurt, will punch 10 holes into Seagal's head before he even has a chance to choose a twisty-arm counter maneuver. Or a very large and powerful man will simply run him over.

But if you're trash-talking ol' Steven at the bar, without a defensive or offensive strategy, or attack inclination, watch out!

Hulk-smash! · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:15:12 PM »

He left New Orleans w/ his tail between his legs.

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/blogs/steven-seagal-resigned-rather-than-face-ia-investigation-according-to-sheriff-newell-normand-6499604

Fortress · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:01:09 PM »

What is his unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal, I wonder? (No homo)

Maybe he begins dancing like we've seen him do?

Yikes

hench · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:44:56 PM »

exactly, and imagine how shit this demo would look without his oppoents following his moves with gymastics.

Seagal now resembles a baby hippo

Quote from: Fortress on June 05, 2015, 11:55:45 AM

I have zero doubt he is VERY accomplished in his chosen discipline. But how are these displays indicative of ANYTHING resembling a true attack? Guys half-running at him with no actual stated assault purpose.

Some dude with good hands, who seriously wants to put on the hurt, will punch 10 holes into Seagal's head before he even has a chance to choose a twisty-arm counter maneuver. Or a very large and powerful man will simply run him over.

But if you're trash-talking ol' Steven at the bar, without a defensive or offensive strategy, or attack inclination, watch out!

irishdave · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:55:27 PM »

Quote from: musclecenter on June 05, 2015, 11:39:08 AM

enjoy it

Lmfao I'm high as fuck and that was pure gold

ritch · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:46:11 PM »

The Seagal vid was pretty good. That guy is just such a real life parody, so funny how he talks in his movies nowadays with that rusty low tone voice...

I'm a get that guy in a head lock one day and get a pic, that would just be lifetime braggin' rights.

Adam86 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:22:34 PM »

Fortress · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:27:10 PM »

Quote from: Adam86 on June 05, 2015, 05:22:34 PM

Excellent cinematic fare. Please post more.

Adam86 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:37:04 PM »

Fortress · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:50:13 PM »

Quote from: Adam86 on June 05, 2015, 05:37:04 PM

Gold! GOLD!

Radical Plato · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:57:03 PM »

ritch · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:27:57 PM »

Quote from: Adam86 on June 05, 2015, 05:37:04 PM

Oh, that was some funny shit!!!

The Scott · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Radical Plato on June 05, 2015, 07:57:03 PM

Once he gets started he's like a bowl of jello just jelloizing away! What rhythm! What grace! What style!

What the ....?!

Croatch · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:50:12 PM »

Seagal should seriously consider doing some UFC. Those guys wouldn't stand a chance. He would simply use his wrist breaking super snapper hold and it would be over in seconds.
How many times have you seen a real fight where this shit ever worked? Haha
He looks like an old bloated drunk with too much beard dye and hair plugs.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:33:10 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on June 05, 2015, 08:50:12 PM

Seagal should seriously consider doing some UFC. Those guys wouldn't stand a chance. He would simply use his wrist breaking super snapper hold and it would be over in seconds.
How many times have you seen a real fight where this shit ever worked? Haha
He looks like an old bloated drunk with too much beard dye and hair plugs.

Several UFC fighters have called him out, Randy Couture said he would come out of retirement to fight him and Seagal said he would only fight Randy if it was in a secret location with no witnesses, no rules and to the death. What a fuckwit.

hench · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:45:33 AM »

Pretty much any trained fighter with a decent level of athleticism, agility and endurance could fuck seagal up. I notice he only ever displays defensive and counter moves, never attacks or strikes. There was a video where he demonstrated a really pathetic kick, can't remember if it was posted on here but it was lame as fuck

Donny · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:47:29 AM »

Quote from: hench on June 06, 2015, 07:45:33 AM

Pretty much any trained fighter with a decent level of athleticism, agility and endurance could fuck seagal up. I notice he only ever displays defensive and counter moves, never attacks or strikes. There was a video where he demonstrated a really pathetic kick, can't remember if it was posted on here but it was lame as fuck

your experience in fighting is ?

Donny · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:51:30 AM »

I find it funny that you Guys say Arnold is the King even in his later years... Seagal was the only man to train Japanese,Aikido in his Dojo in Japan.

Danimal77 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2015, 12:34:28 AM »

Quote from: hench on June 06, 2015, 07:45:33 AM

Pretty much any trained fighter with a decent level of athleticism, agility and endurance could fuck seagal up. I notice he only ever displays defensive and counter moves, never attacks or strikes. There was a video where he demonstrated a really pathetic kick, can't remember if it was posted on here but it was lame as fuck

He only ever displays defensive counter moves because THAT'S AIKIDO!! Been practicing it since 2002 and we NEVER strike. We don't have to. My former background was in Taekwondo and Karate and I had to retrain my whole way of thinking when in "fight mode".

irishdave · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2015, 09:49:54 AM »

Quote from: Danimal77 on June 07, 2015, 12:34:28 AM

He only ever displays defensive counter moves because THAT'S AIKIDO!! Been practicing it since 2002 and we NEVER strike. We don't have to. My former background was in Taekwondo and Karate and I had to retrain my whole way of thinking when in "fight mode".

You've obviously never been in a real life fight, bruv. You would realise pretty quickly how unapplicable aikido is in a fist fight