You clowns do know that Dubai is not in India, no?!? 

We only know what we know and what we know would fill a pamphlet. Dubai...
It's Schmoetopia! It's the land of fapportunity! It's like opening the door to your room at Motel 6 and suddenly finding yourself in Schmoetel 6ex! It's like going into the men's room at the Mirage and Kai is your washroom attendant handing out towels
and buckets of ice! It's like going to see Cirque Du Soleil and finding out it's Cirque Du SoGay!
It's like clicking your heels three times and saying, "There no place like No Homo"!
