No Thread on the Getbigger Prison Break Yet?

[Al Doggity]

Did I miss it?

Cliffs:
-Two convicted murderers escaped from New York prison in a plan that was like Shawshank Redemption on steroids.
-Investigators have confirmed that one of the killers is a real ladies man who is "quite frankly, well-endowed". ( Obvious Getbigger).
-Aforementioned killer apparently charmed a female prison employee into assisting with the prison break. She was married and her husband worked at the prison, too.
-Aforementioned killer was imprisoned for torturing and snapping the neck of his 76-year old former boss in retaliation for being fired.

[Thin Lizzy]

This story is unbelievable. These guys have been out for almost a week and no one has seen them. All of upstate NY is on edge. One of the escapees is from Western NY, the other from the Southern tier, and the jail from which they escaped is in the northeast part of the state.

[Al Doggity]

It really is crazy. The details of the escape are wild. It's not just two asshats who jumped a fence. This is movie-level shit.

The search has expanded to Vermont, but they might still be in the wooded area on upstate NY. I have a terrible feeling that someone is going to die at their hands while they are on the lam.

[Thin Lizzy]

It really is crazy. The details of the escape are wild. It's not just two asshats who jumped a fence. This is movie-level shit.

The search has expanded to Vermont, but they might still be in the wooded area on upstate NY. I have a terrible feeling that someone is going to die at their hands while they are on the lam.

I don't think they're in Vermont. To get there from where they were, they would've needed to take a ferry across Lake Champlain, and in doing so, have to risk cops waiting for them on the other side.

[FitnessFrenzy]

how the fuck are they surviving with no money?

[Thin Lizzy]

how the fuck are they surviving with no money?

That's what's so strange. How did they get a car? It's pretty rural up there. You need wheels to get around. Yet, there's been no report of a car theft or carjacking in the area.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Prison Worker Who Befriended Escaped Convicts Is Arrested

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/13/nyregion/upstate-prison-worker-is-aiding-authorities-in-search-for-escaped-convicts.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

[Hulkotron]

Here is the poon-slayer in question:

[Al Doggity]

I think they're likely still in New York, too. The lead guy allegedly has a genius level IQ . He sounds like a psychopath.

The interesting thing about the female prison employee who was arrested is that they suspect her husband might have played a part in providing them with tools, too. T

This broad sounds like a real idiot.

[ritch]

Prison Worker Who Befriended Escaped Convicts Is Arrested

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/13/nyregion/upstate-prison-worker-is-aiding-authorities-in-search-for-escaped-convicts.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

How stupid would you feel to one week be the guard, the next the one being guarded. Plus she had a husband??? What an insult to the guy to fall for such a loser.

[Jizzacked]

Here is the poon-slayer in question:

cat is under 6'6"... falcon wouldn't trust him as far as he could throw him

[ritch]

I just saw a pic of the female guard. Now it all makes sense...

[kh300]

I just got back from a week long camping trip in the Adirondacks. Glad these 2 didnt run into me, Didnt hear the news until I got back to civilization but that explained all the helicopters.

[ritch]

So with this happening in the States, would that not mean you could shoot them on site if you saw them?

[Jizzacked]

So with this happening in the States, would that not mean you could shoot them on site if you saw them?

You could do that and endure zero repercussions.  You would probably be hailed as a hero for it and slay some strange because of it.  Land of the free brotha

[Al Doggity]

How stupid would you feel to one week be the guard, the next the one being guarded. Plus she had a husband??? What an insult to the guy to fall for such a loser.

Their working theory, as of a few hours ago, is that the husband may have supplied them with some materials, too... or at least had knowledge of what she was doing. So, it's sounding more like a friendship than a sexual/emotional infatuation. At least that's what I'm inferring.

[ritch]

You could do that and endure zero repercussions.  You would probably be hailed as a hero for it and slay some strange because of it.  Land of the free brotha

That would be awesome. Would keep it low profile in case his buddies find out. But if done in wooded area, who will see it happen besides a few of your buddies? Thing is, someone always talks and stuff like that gets out no matter what.

[Thin Lizzy]

Governor finally admits law enforcement doesn't know where they are.

[wes]

I`m not too far from that prison. 

[240 is Back]

i live in Florida.  And you just know dudes like this always find their way to florida.  it's like escaped con trash haven.

[Thin Lizzy]

i live in Florida.  And you just know dudes like this always find their way to florida.  it's like escaped con trash haven.

The Northeast Corridor train tracks are about 20 miles east in Plattsburgh. They had plenty of time to get there. My guess is they hopped a freight train and headed South. So, you might be onto something.

[Royalty]

Governor finally admits law enforcement doesn't know where they are.

They will run out of energy soon. Unless they have a steady supply of food. They are fucked.

[240 is Back]

The Northeast Corridor train tracks are about 20 miles east in Plattsburgh. They had plenty of time to get there. My guess is they hopped a freight train and headed South. So, you might be onto something.

it's always florida.  that's always the dream.  they think they can just hustle by with the tourist crowd and always fit in with a new daily group of strangers, always catch a free meal with what the rich leave behind, always have an alibi for just chilling on the beach, hiding in plain sight.

Bad guys caught all the time in GA or TENN, heading south to FL.  Wouldn't surprise me one bit if they end up in a FL homeless camp, just keeping heads low.  Cops are too lazy to get out of their cars in the summer heat down here.  Bad guys can really just hide in plain sight - wouldn't surprise me if these 2 get away.  Sure, bad guys usually blow it, usually do something dumb because they're self-destructive pieces of shit trying to go out loony... but in this case, with genius IQ, I can really see them getting away with it.  Working landscaping in FL, hanging out in tourist traps, grow a beard, wear a hat and sunglasses with their shorts and flip flops, and just look like everyone else.

[Thin Lizzy]

it's always florida.  that's always the dream.  they think they can just hustle by with the tourist crowd and always fit in with a new daily group of strangers, always catch a free meal with what the rich leave behind, always have an alibi for just chilling on the beach, hiding in plain sight.

Bad guys caught all the time in GA or TENN, heading south to FL.  Wouldn't surprise me one bit if they end up in a FL homeless camp, just keeping heads low.  Cops are too lazy to get out of their cars in the summer heat down here.  Bad guys can really just hide in plain sight - wouldn't surprise me if these 2 get away.  Sure, bad guys usually blow it, usually do something dumb because they're self-destructive pieces of shit trying to go out loony... but in this case, with genius IQ, I can really see them getting away with it.  Working landscaping in FL, hanging out in tourist traps, grow a beard, wear a hat and sunglasses with their shorts and flip flops, and just look like everyone else.

It makes sense.

Winters that far upstate in NY are brutal. Going someplace warm year 'round probably sounded real good when they were deciding where to go.

[andreisdaman]

It makes sense.

Winters that far upstate in NY are brutal. Going someplace warm year 'round probably sounded real good when they were deciding where to go.

Im sure they are both bald and shaved by now..may even be dressed as women