"dressed to go to college this afternoon"

I peruse that site sometimes for shoe and boot knowledge, and the odd fashion tidbit, so this made me chuckle. The kid above is always looking for the prefect pre 1950's high waisted pants pattern, ala -

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The worst thing is, I think he's just out of his mid high school years, I just want to grab him and tell him he isn't going to get any poon looking like a supermarket manager

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