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Jurassic world review
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:20:41 PM »
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2015, 02:22:47 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 13, 2015, 02:20:41 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.

Um lol you couldnt tell by the trailors that it was going to be a safe "made for the dumb masses" hollywood bullshit summer blockbuster? I mean u seriously thought it would be good? Wow
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2015, 02:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Thong Maniac on June 13, 2015, 02:22:47 PM
Um lol you couldnt tell by the trailors that it was going to be a safe "made for the dumb masses" hollywood bullshit summer blockbuster? I mean u seriously thought it would be good? Wow

Look brah, I paid good money to sit through this shit movie so I could report on it for getbiggers. A little appreciation would be nice.

Good day sir!!!

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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2015, 02:36:11 PM »
do the t rex and clone dinosaur fight?
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2015, 02:39:02 PM »
I heard the movie sucked!! very disappointing. I was planning on seeing it. Looks like Ill pass. Ill wait until it comes out on netflix or redbox.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2015, 02:39:34 PM »
how many kills does the t rex amass by the end of the film?
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2015, 02:39:45 PM »
Quote from: a_pupil on June 13, 2015, 02:36:11 PM
do the t rex and clone dinosaur fight?

I'm not going to spoil this turd for people. I'll pm you
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2015, 02:46:06 PM »
I remember seeing jurassic park in the cinema as a little kid. It was an otherwordly experience.

Hollywood has had 3 attempts and 20+ years but have failed at even coming close to matching it.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2015, 02:52:34 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 13, 2015, 02:20:41 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.
So basically it needed more gore to scare the daylighfs out of people, and make kids scream everytime that they see a lizard?
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2015, 03:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Parker on June 13, 2015, 02:52:34 PM
So basically it needed more gore to scare the daylighfs out of people, and make kids scream everytime that they see a lizard?
Yes!  Go into the movie biz Parker
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2015, 03:28:22 PM »
Strangely nobody makes films about mega fauna 'monsters' , just too many T-Rexes in movies  :-\
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2015, 03:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Thong Maniac on June 13, 2015, 02:22:47 PM
Um lol you couldnt tell by the trailors that it was going to be a safe "made for the dumb masses" hollywood bullshit summer blockbuster?

I'll bet the dumb masses can at least spell "trailers" correctly.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2015, 04:31:06 PM »
Was ok. Script a bit unbalanced, and ending telegraphed 1.5 hrs out, but held the kids' attention.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2015, 04:51:09 PM »
It was a good movie..
Better than the first 3....
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2015, 04:59:38 PM »
I am still going to see it.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2015, 05:03:07 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 13, 2015, 02:20:41 PM
Fucking terrible. Predictable, stupid characters, lame fight scenes, not gory.  Save your sheckles and watch old school Land of the Lost.

quelle surprise.

next, STAR WARS!
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2015, 06:46:57 PM »
Quote from: bradistani on June 13, 2015, 05:03:07 PM
quelle surprise.

next, STAR WARS!
No way will they fuck up Star Wars!
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2015, 07:02:47 PM »
Should have stopped after the first. I mean, how much quality storytelling can you really pull outta CGI dinosaurs?

Any time a sequel is produced without the original talent (director and writer, mostly), it's just a cash-grab, and it's probably gonna suck bad.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2015, 07:09:50 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 13, 2015, 06:46:57 PM
No way will they fuck up Star Wars!

it will be as instantly forgettable as the recent trek films
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2015, 08:31:24 PM »
The books are good. The first movie follows the books the most.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2015, 08:35:47 PM »
Remember that thread I had about the Android box I tried out?  I still have it and watched Jurassic World this morning with it.  THANK GOD IT WAS FREE.  Because it would have been a complete waste of coins going to get it from Redbox in a few months.  Yeah... it was that bad.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2015, 08:36:04 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 13, 2015, 06:46:57 PM
No way will they fuck up Star Wars!

I am not sure if you noticed but half the Star Wars movies are fucking terrible :'(
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2015, 08:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on June 13, 2015, 08:36:04 PM
I am not sure if you noticed but half the Star Wars movies are fucking terrible :'(

First two were solid.  The Ewoks ruined the third, and the prequels were ruined in the exact same way by the damn muppet characters targeted at the little pre K audience.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2015, 08:39:29 PM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on June 13, 2015, 08:37:09 PM
First two were solid.  The Ewoks ruined the third, and the prequels were ruined in the exact same way by the damn muppet characters targeted at the little pre K audience.

Mesa no believe you no like jarjar.
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Re: Jurassic world review
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2015, 08:50:55 PM »
Quote from: SquatsRule on June 13, 2015, 08:31:24 PM
The books are good. The first movie follows the books the most.

Did Crichton write the sequels, too?
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