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heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:15:43 AM »
if they really wanted to de-gay and heterosexualize bodybuilding they could, but they dont seem to want to?

a few changes from the top of my head:

1. no costumes, outfits, bondage, chains, nails, superman boots etc
2. no thongs
3. no use of black rnb music
4. no stripper-posing

feel free to come with more suggestions

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2015, 08:21:29 AM »
No schmoes.

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2015, 08:22:19 AM »
if they really wanted to de-gay and heterosexualize bodybuilding they could, but they dont seem to want to?

a few changes from the top of my head:

1. no costumes, outfits, bondage, chains, nails, superman boots etc
2. no thongs
3. no use of black rnb music
4. no stripper-posing

feel free to come with more suggestions

You could cover all four here by banning Kai.

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2015, 08:25:25 AM »
#1, no more "Thongs", bring back the old-school NABBA posing trunks!!!

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2015, 08:43:51 AM »
if they really wanted to de-gay and heterosexualize bodybuilding they could, but they dont seem to want to?

a few changes from the top of my head:

1. no costumes, outfits, bondage, chains, nails, superman boots etc
2. no thongs
3. no use of black rnb music
4. no stripper-posing

feel free to come with more suggestions
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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2015, 09:42:39 AM »
Bring back athletic points like they had in the old AAU Mr. America contest. Part of their points to win was how much they could total in Olympic lifting the day of the contest. How many guys in the Olympia could clean and jerk 315 the day of the contest? I would bet zero. 

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2015, 10:24:34 AM »
Bring back athletic points like they had in the old AAU Mr. America contest. Part of their points to win was how much they could total in Olympic lifting the day of the contest. How many guys in the Olympia could clean and jerk 315 the day of the contest? I would bet zero. 

It would be hilarious to watch 50% of the contestants blow a shoulder or a biceps with a stupid oly lift.

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2015, 10:29:44 AM »
Bring back athletic points like they had in the old AAU Mr. America contest. Part of their points to win was how much they could total in Olympic lifting the day of the contest. How many guys in the Olympia could clean and jerk 315 the day of the contest? I would bet zero. 

did you not see the face slapping thread???

Ok, say they did that in bb'ing... Does that mean powerlifters should be under a certain %bf then?

What you're suggesting is taking guys out of their elements to which makes them the elite they are. The same would happen if powerlifters tried to compete at lower bf levels.

YOu just wanna see them fail.
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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2015, 10:51:24 AM »
You just wanna see them fail.

Bingo.

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2015, 04:59:52 PM »
if they really wanted to de-gay and heterosexualize bodybuilding they could, but they dont seem to want to?

a few changes from the top of my head:

1. no costumes, outfits, bondage, chains, nails, superman boots etc
2. no thongs
3. no use of black rnb music
4. no stripper-posing

feel free to come with more suggestions

5. no drugs
6. no blonde hair dye or boob jobs for bikini

* all this will equal no bodybuilding.

Thread  ;)

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2015, 05:21:04 PM »
if they really wanted to de-gay and heterosexualize bodybuilding they could, but they dont seem to want to?

a few changes from the top of my head:

1. no costumes, outfits, bondage, chains, nails, superman boots etc
2. no thongs
3. no use of black rnb music
4. no stripper-posing

feel free to come with more suggestions


How would Kai Greene be able to do his posing routine??  ;D ::)

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2015, 06:31:47 PM »
Bingo.

The premise of the thread is how you can make bodybuilding a more manly activity. I suggested they prove they aren't mirror cosmetic athletes by proving their power with an olympic lift like the old days. The two of you guys throw a hissy fit proving making bodybuilding a more manly (hetro) activity can't be done.

 If I misinterpreted the intend of the thread because the slang heterosexuaizing was meant literally and you're actually talking about the sport attracting more heterosexuals then my bad.

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2015, 06:45:37 PM »
The premise of the thread is how you can make bodybuilding a more manly activity. I suggested they prove they aren't mirror cosmetic athletes by proving their power with an olympic lift like the old days. The two of you guys throw a hissy fit proving making bodybuilding a more manly (hetro) activity can't be done.

 If I misinterpreted the intend of the thread because the slang heterosexuaizing was meant literally and you're actually talking about the sport attracting more heterosexuals then my bad.

You're right, it just can't be done.

What about if they had a talent round? Could play the flute or something?
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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2015, 07:26:34 PM »
You're right, it just can't be done.

What about if they had a talent round? Could play the flute or something?

The skin flute?

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2015, 07:33:29 PM »
The skin flute?

Or the male organ

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2015, 07:36:23 PM »
The skin flute?

indeed.
Then, a throw down on the bag pipes if people are not convinced by the skin flute performances.
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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2015, 07:37:09 PM »
Or the male organ

stored in memory bank for later use...
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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2015, 08:53:22 PM »
if they really wanted to de-gay and heterosexualize bodybuilding they could, but they dont seem to want to?

a few changes from the top of my head:

1. no costumes, outfits, bondage, chains, nails, superman boots etc
2. no thongs
3. no use of black rnb music
4. no stripper-posing

feel free to come with more suggestions
Yeah, nothing more manly then posing nude..... In a pageant show..... With shrunken raisin balls from years on ped abuse.... and weaker then shit because you haven't drank water in 2 fucking days.
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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2015, 09:45:14 PM »
Ban baygym.

Ban fake chins, hairpieces, hair-transplants, lip fillers (like what Piana has).

 

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2015, 09:41:50 AM »
Interesting topic.

It is no secret that bodybuilding is inherently a homoerotic activity and it is something that you can hardly dettach from bodybuilding. Sometimes its homoerotic nature is deliberately exhibited by bodybuilders on stage, regardless of sexual orientation. Certainly bodybuilders are very uninhibited individuals. You don't have to be gay or bisexual to enjoy this side of bodybuilding just like you dont have to be heterosexual to do things heteroerotic.

It is always rewarding to be perceived as more attractive sexually than the average person and, in my personal opinion, when you become a bodybuilder and when you become a competitive bodybuilder, there is always a percentage of that motivation implied when becoming a bodybuilder. Now, this other motivation is not equally essential for all bodybuilders. Some feel more motivated by this than others. Nothing is absolute.

The question is, why do some people in the bodybuilding world feel the need to claim bodybuilding as a heterosexual property or as an expression of heterosexuality? Why? Activities such as bodybuilding are a human property; not a heterosexual property or a nation's property, etc.

People have the right to engage in bodybuilding regardless of sexual orientation and people have the right to look at it the way that pleases them the most being from a "sportlike" perspective, as entertainment or for its sexually arousing potential.

Even if you could heterosexualise bodybuilding it will never stopped being seen by society as an erotically charged activity because what competitive bodybuilding demands for it to be exerted inherently revolves around this item, that is, suggestive poses, suggestive posing routines and, or course, the exposure of the nearly naked body and a body that is muscular and, muscularity is a secondary sex trait, especially the male body, so bodybuilding will always be a niche.

Bodybuilding is comprised by people who are heterosexual, homosexual and bisexual.

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2015, 09:50:46 AM »
I think shorts like Arnie and Franco wore should be mandatory.
Glute/flute sessions belong to the backrooms.
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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2015, 11:10:06 AM »
Would have to build time machine and travel back to Arnold's era.

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2015, 11:13:07 AM »
Can a male heterosexual bodybuilder put on a glittery thong and actually call himself hetero? I think not :-\

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2015, 11:21:13 AM »
Yeah, nothing more manly then posing nude..... In a pageant show..... With shrunken raisin balls from years on ped abuse.... and weaker then shit because you haven't drank water in 2 fucking days.

I think you read his no-thongs comment the wrong way.

Having said this, your response had me in stitches.  ;D

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Re: heterosexualizing bodybuilding
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2015, 11:23:18 AM »
The AAU Mr contests also judged personality and facial looks.  The Mr America contest was to find the best representative of the American male. It was the male equivalent of the Miss America contest.