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Capricious Coworker Cums Into Compatriot's Coffee; Cleared of Charges
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:57:33 AM »
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/241474/man-gets-off-despite-jacking-it-into-co-workers-coffee/

"A long-time female employee of a Minnesota hardware store came upon Lind, her male co-worker of 14 years, standing over her desk one day looking suspicious. After the wanker beat a hasty retreat, the victim discovered a puddle on her desk and realized that the odd taste she’d occasionally noticed in her coffee over the past SIX MONTHS was non-dairy creamer of the worst kind.
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Lind got off lightly because Minnesota doesn’t consider skinning the snake into your co-worker’s Ethiopian blend to be a sex crime, doncha’ know. The victim maintains she was sexually assaulted and is sticking with the case so that others can’t weasel out of such vile behavior in the future. In response a Minnesota lawmaker has taken up the cause and wants putting bodily fluids into someone else’s food classed as criminal sexual conduct once and for all."

What's the world come to? You can't even creatively express sexual attraction to a potential mate whilst simultaneously injecting some extra protein into her diet without fear of criminal proceedings?  ::)

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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2015, 09:58:40 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D approved
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2015, 10:00:07 AM »
LOL! Has to be fake news...
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2015, 10:03:15 AM »
Quote from: ritch on June 14, 2015, 10:00:07 AM
LOL! Has to be fake news...

Weird but true


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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2015, 10:04:31 AM »


He looks like the fat guy from Jurassic Park


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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2015, 10:06:28 AM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on June 14, 2015, 10:03:15 AM
Weird but true




caught jerking off in the open? He could at least "get it out" in the toilet the slip the jizz in the coffee to avoid getting caught.

If that guy went to prison, I have a feeling guys would not leave their drink untatended, lol...
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2015, 10:07:58 AM »
Hahahaja..... Thread title of the day!
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2015, 10:41:18 AM »
Extra Cream Of Peace
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2015, 10:42:47 AM »
Quote from: wes on June 14, 2015, 10:41:18 AM
Extra Cream Of Peace

How was Dubai?
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2015, 10:42:54 AM »
Quote from: wes on June 14, 2015, 10:41:18 AM
Extra Cream Of Peace
Welcome back, stud.
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2015, 10:43:39 AM »
It's 2015.  If I could fit my inclinations neatly into a socially approved box instead of a coyly inviting steaming mug then I would, but this is how I was born and I shouldn't be discriminated against for it. 
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2015, 10:43:48 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on June 14, 2015, 10:42:47 AM
How was Dubai?
It was hellish!!    :(


Quote from: chaos on June 14, 2015, 10:42:54 AM
Welcome back, stud.
Thanks bro.....I had bigtime withdrawls.   :)
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2015, 10:46:21 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on June 14, 2015, 10:43:39 AM
It's 2015.  If I could fit my inclinations neatly into a socially approved box instead of a coyly inviting steaming mug then I would, but this is how I was born and I shouldn't be discriminated against for it. 

Flat out some of the funniest shit i read is from this guy.
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2015, 10:48:48 AM »
They laughed at me at Starbucks too.  But I showed them.
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2015, 10:50:20 AM »
free protein drinks..  >:( >:(
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2015, 10:58:58 AM »
extra cream
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2015, 11:25:24 AM »
Best she doesn't look in to why her chocolate brownies tasted strange
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2015, 11:37:19 AM »
Thats awesome! hahaha
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2015, 11:56:21 AM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on June 14, 2015, 10:03:15 AM
Weird but true




I am sorry you got caught, Knooger
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2015, 12:01:31 PM »
Pure gross.
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of All Charges
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2015, 01:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on June 14, 2015, 10:04:31 AM

He looks like the fat guy from Jurassic Park



hello newman...
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2015, 02:22:27 PM »
There was apparently Domino's pizza delivery guy jerkin' off on pizzas in my area when I was a kid. They supposedly caught him after one of his female coworkers tasted "something familiar" on a pizza there, and they decided to keep an eye on him. They supposedly caught him in the act not long after.
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2015, 02:46:41 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on June 14, 2015, 11:25:24 AM
Best she doesn't look in to why her chocolate brownies tasted strange

LOL!

I used to work in a movie theatre and always wanted to put jizz in the butter, it would melt perfectly in the batch to spread my seed over everone's popcorn.
Ahhahaha!!!
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2015, 03:16:47 PM »
Quote from: CaptainFreedom on June 14, 2015, 01:05:44 PM
if i had a female co worker and she was hot, i'd be honoured and flattered if she made me cups of coffee and rubbed her vag around the rim. she could even piss in it a little if she wanted, all it would get her is a pay rise.

nice!  ;D
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Re: Getbigger Cums Into Coworker's Coffee for Six Months; Cleared of Charges
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2015, 09:47:44 AM »
Quote from: ritch on June 14, 2015, 02:46:41 PM
LOL!

I used to work in a movie theatre and always wanted to put jizz in the butter, it would melt perfectly in the batch to spread my seed over everone's popcorn.
Ahhahaha!!!
;D ;D ;D ;Ddoooosh doooosh doooosh , i/m finished.
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