Howard is the type of guy that if you let sleep over your house, he will come into your bedroom and watch you sleep. When you awake, you will catch Howard leering over your bed, licking his lips, with a huge, devious smile.
Howard is a little creepy. 
LOL, good one.
I think most here would find me to be: a harmless , obnoxious goofball, if we ever met in person. 100% serious
My current wife appears at 2min. ( repost video)
I'm not surprised when a wife wakes up and wants a divorce.
BUT, I am rather shocked they marry me in the 1st place.