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muscleman-2013

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Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« on: June 16, 2015, 01:50:26 PM »
Or have a friend or loved one who has been abducted?
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2015, 01:59:25 PM »
Does a Mexican drug cartel count?
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muscleman-2013

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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2015, 02:00:27 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on June 16, 2015, 01:59:25 PM
Does a Mexican drug cartel count?

not what i meant but feel free to tell your experience
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2015, 02:01:45 PM »
I`ve been probed.

NO HOMO
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2015, 02:09:40 PM »
Fuck a Mexican girl in an apple orchard once. Alienated her from her fear of anal.

Anyone? Anyone? This thing on?  :-[
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2015, 02:13:49 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 16, 2015, 02:09:40 PM
Fuck a Mexican girl in an apple orchard once. Alienated her from her fear of anal.

Anyone? Anyone? This thing on?  :-[
Did she have multiple orgasms, or only Juan?
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2015, 02:16:57 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 16, 2015, 02:09:40 PM
Fuck a Mexican girl in an apple orchard once. Alienated her from her fear of anal.

Anyone? Anyone? This thing on?  :-[

Your boyfriend doesn't count  :D
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2015, 02:17:33 PM »
Quote from: wes on June 16, 2015, 02:01:45 PM
I`ve been probed.

NO HOMO

Me too.

But not by aliens.
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2015, 02:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on June 16, 2015, 02:17:33 PM
Me too.

But not by aliens.
Did I mention aliens?   ;D
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2015, 02:30:06 PM »
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2015, 03:20:07 PM »
Quote from: wes on June 16, 2015, 02:28:16 PM
Did I mention aliens?   ;D

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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2015, 03:35:15 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on June 16, 2015, 02:13:49 PM
Did she have multiple orgasms, or only Juan?

Shizzo in with a classic zinger  :D
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2015, 03:43:07 PM »
Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 16, 2015, 01:50:26 PM
Or have a friend or loved one who has been abducted?

Another Anabolichio gimmick...
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2015, 03:43:37 PM »
Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 16, 2015, 01:50:26 PM
Or have a friend or loved one who has been abducted?

I grew up in Portsmouth NH.
My mailman was Barney Hill* ( Barney and Betty Hill , 1st well known abductees) when I was a little kid.
My Mom and older Sis had a silent craft hover over the car driving back from my grandparents one night in the mid 1960s. This happened in Greenland NH during the documented Incident at Exeter .
I remember a uniformed AF officer from Pease AFB coming to our house and questioning my mom about the incident.  100% serious

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Obvious Gimmick

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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2015, 03:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Howard on June 16, 2015, 03:35:15 PM
Shizzo in with a classic zinger  :D

Must admit, I giggled.....not a lot..... Just a little
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2015, 03:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Howard on June 16, 2015, 03:43:37 PM
I grew up in Portsmouth NH.
My mailman was Barney Hill* ( Barney and Betty Hill , 1st well known abductees) when I was a little kid.
My Mom and older Sis had a silent craft hover over the car driving back from my grandparents one night in the mid 1960s. This happened in Greenland NH during the documented Incident at Exeter .
I remember a uniformed AF officer from Pease AFB coming to our house and questioning my mom about the incident.  100% serious



Thanks for sharing that!
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2015, 03:59:51 PM »
I have.i dont remember much but it did happen and my asshole has been sore ever since.
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2015, 04:26:02 PM »
Good read  8)
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2015, 04:28:03 PM »
Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 16, 2015, 01:50:26 PM
Or have a friend or loved one who has been abducted?


ask Putin

supposedly space guys don't abduct pygmy's (poor DNA) & Jews  :'(
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2015, 06:33:49 PM »
I believe this cat was...
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2015, 06:34:47 PM »
Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 16, 2015, 01:50:26 PM
Or have a friend or loved one who has been abducted?

Yes, i just got back from Uranus.
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2015, 07:13:34 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on June 16, 2015, 01:59:25 PM
Does a Mexican drug cartel count?
Haha winner.
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2015, 07:16:45 PM »
The OP is serious about this if you haven't noticed.
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2015, 07:18:41 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on June 16, 2015, 07:16:45 PM
The OP is serious about this if you haven't noticed.

He is also booty-like level of stupid...
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Re: Any1 here ever been abducted by Aliens?
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2015, 02:24:38 AM »
Never been abducted but once saw an alien space craft (ufo)
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