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When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« on: June 17, 2015, 09:11:19 AM »
When are the times being a large, strapping man a pain in the ass? No homo.

Today, I had to trek across campus (I work for a university) in Tropical Storm Bill under a normal sized umbrella. It was a miserable experience because of my girth.
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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2015, 09:16:53 AM »
Try successfully completing a police academy obstacle when your 5'8, 240lbs!
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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2015, 09:18:48 AM »
When are the times being WITH a large, strapping man a pain in the ass? No homo.

It was a miserable experience because of HIS girth.

It hurts at first, but if enough lube is applied it feels like a deep tissue massage...except a dick is in your ass.
*Gospel of TBombz - Book of the Bunny - verse 69

Hope this helps.

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2015, 09:21:37 AM »
When are the times being a large, strapping man a pain in the ass? No homo.

Today, I had to trek across campus (I work for a university) in Tropical Storm Bill under a normal sized umbrella. It was a miserable experience because of my girth.
Do you relate to the Yamcha character in some way? aka getting your GF taken by a stronger alpha male and having your ass kicked over and over.

lol.

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2015, 09:23:40 AM »
Do you relate to the Yamcha character in some way? aka getting your GF taken by a stronger alpha male and having your ass kicked over and over.

lol.

Just wish me back with those balls.
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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2015, 09:27:03 AM »
Do you relate to the Yamcha character in some way? aka getting your GF taken by a stronger alpha male and having your ass kicked over and over.

lol.

My GF? What are you 12?


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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2015, 09:29:56 AM »
My GF? What are you 12?
What the fuck are you rambling about asshole, you just gloated over the death of the Ultimate Warrior in another topic.

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2015, 09:31:21 AM »
Being a mechanical engineer in heavy industry you get all the 'heavy' jobs, everyone comes to you first if something heavy needs lifted or a tight bolt is an a place you cannot access with a rattler ect

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2015, 09:37:22 AM »
Being a mechanical engineer in heavy industry you get all the 'heavy' jobs, everyone comes to you first if something heavy needs lifted or a tight bolt is an a place you cannot access with a rattler ect

Agreed. Always the first one to be called or "volunteered" when friends/family are moving. That always sucks. Would much rather be lazy.
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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2015, 10:01:52 AM »
Try successfully completing a police academy obstacle when your 5'8, 240lbs!

The question specified "large, strapping man" not "fat little runt."  Hope this helps.


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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2015, 10:09:59 AM »
When using public toilets. It's almost impossible to get in and out of cubicles without brushing against one side or the other. Or both as the case was at a reception party at a very old hotel the other week.


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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2015, 10:18:12 AM »
When youre pretty much anywhere in public and people flock to you.
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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2015, 10:37:00 AM »
Do you relate to the Yamcha character in some way? aka getting your GF taken by a stronger alpha male and having your ass kicked over and over.

lol.


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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2015, 11:06:45 AM »
Like this guy I take it...

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2015, 11:19:49 AM »
Try successfully completing a police academy obstacle when your 5'8, 240lbs!

Did you make it? That is just way too much weight for 5'8".  It's hard to find an in shape guy at 5'8" that's over 185lbs. Look in the MMA, wrestling and boxing world.

Here's a shot of Richard Baldwin when he came in second in the Universe at 5'8" 173lbs

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2015, 03:13:30 PM »
When are the times being a large, strapping man a pain in the ass? No homo.

Today, I had to trek across campus (I work for a university) in Tropical Storm Bill under a normal sized umbrella. It was a miserable experience because of my girth.
"Yamcha"...?
What do you know about being a getbigger...??   >:(

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2015, 03:19:21 PM »
Try successfully completing a police academy obstacle when your 5'8, 240lbs!

Try using "your" properly. Above, you're is what you're looking for.

HTH.

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Re: When being a GetBigger is detrimental
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2015, 03:25:57 PM »
What the fuck are you rambling about asshole, you just gloated over the death of the Ultimate Warrior in another topic.


I don't feel good about his death.
I'm sure the man left loved ones behind  and he was admired by many fans.

I was critical of his video speech on the glorification of reckless behavior for the sake of excitement in life.