mr anabolic and his investment.

lol - but you could do better than that, I'm sure.
Most hood rats like him do not know the difference between a karat and a carrot. That nog is most likley wearing 10 karat, only 41% gold content. The rest is mostly copper.
For anyone interested, here is the % breakdown:
24 karat = 99.5 - 100% gold (pure)
22 karat = 91.7 % gold
18 karat = 75.0 % gold
14 karat = 58.3 % gold
12 karat = 50.0 % gold
10 karat = 41.7 % gold