Good morning Humble Narcissist! You really might be beyond help, but I will not give up. To enable us to help you, can you explain why you think Bitcoin has "no real value"?
Let me help you along a little. Does a piece of paper with a number on it have "real value"? If so, why?
How about a naturally recurring yellow lump of metal, called gold? Real value"? If so, why?
How about your stocks or money in the bank, your rights to which are essentially represented by electronic blips. Real value"? If so, why?
*It is the duty of every Bitcoiner to help others understand. So we will be patient. Please let me help you on your journey to enlightenment.
For the 10th time, fiat money is used to purchase goods and services. The Federal Reserve prints it and it is accepted anywhere in the country. You buy groceries, gas and pay bills with it.
Gold is a physical asset that can be traded for fiat currency. Stocks, bonds and real estate are traded for fiat currency as well. Fiat currency buys things.
Crypto currency is imaginary money. When it first came out the purpose of it was to replace fiat currency online and allow people to use it to buy goods and services online just like they were using fiat currency. People then decided to invest it as it's value grew because of popularity. The thinking was that it was like investing in Forex. As more people started using it the value would go up.
I mentioned before that I had a small amount at an online casino and used it to wager on sporting events. The online casinos were really pushing it and you get take your winnings out almost immediately. This sounded like a great idea until someone pointed out that if you wagered $100 worth of Bitcoin and lost you lost a lot more than $100. In two weeks if Bitcoin doubled in value you would have actually lost $200 instead of $100. Over the next year your $100 loss could turn into thousands of dollars.
You would be much better off never spending it and just letting the value grow. The problem is that everyone thinks this way and it is not getting spent to buy real materials online. If everyone is just investing it to make money when it goes up in value, what is it's value? The only value is the perceived value from other people who want to purchase it. It is a new age tech version of a Ponzi Scheme. As long as there are new investors willing to buy it at it's perceived value, it will go up in value, but there is no there there. It is all an agreed upon value with no real value at all.
As I have said before, it is crazy to hoard Bitcoin. In the future it will be worthless. If you have a million dollars worth of Bitcoin I would be selling it and getting real fiat money from some stupid sucker willing to buy it at this price. Cash in most of it and keep a little in for future growth. I haven't heard of anyone who has actually cashed out and become rich from it. I have heard of a lot of investors who think they are millionaires. Pyramid Schemes work great for those who get in early but always have the same result.