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Your Funeral
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:00:49 PM »
How many of you jackasses have already paid for your funeral? Or is that something Mommy and Daddy forgot to pay for?






STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2015, 07:17:56 PM »
Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it .  ;)

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2015, 07:20:28 PM »
Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it .  ;)

Lol

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2015, 07:29:15 PM »
How many of you jackasses have already paid for your funeral? Or is that something Mommy and Daddy forgot to pay for?






STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!

My paternal grandpa and dad took me to the cemetery and showed me the row of family plots they had bought.
I was about 10 yrs old and it creeped me out.  100% true story

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2015, 07:30:02 PM »
How many of you jackasses have already paid for your funeral? Or is that something Mommy and Daddy forgot to pay for?






STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!

Any chance Basille staged some pics in advance? Just sayin' :D

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2015, 07:36:02 PM »
STA POSITVE!!!!!!!!!!

What's STA POSITVE?

Italian?

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2015, 07:45:52 PM »
Sexually Transmitted Assitude!
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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2015, 07:52:58 PM »
Better OP would be quotes from the tomb stones of get biggers.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2015, 08:09:19 PM »
Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it .  ;)

How about having your ashes placed inside a limited edition of red, hard glass dildoes and distributed to all your exes!

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2015, 08:16:04 PM »
Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it .  ;)

Hahahahahaha.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2015, 11:34:13 PM »
Basic cremation is my deal.
The have my ashes dropped over the Mr O finals venue from a gyrocopter piloted by any ex-wife still alive and willing to do it .  ;)

by that time, there will be some drone bots for that surely... We both know you will die alone.

(oh man that was bad, going to bed now, even worse, lol...)
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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2015, 12:39:33 AM »
How about having your ashes placed inside a limited edition of red, hard glass dildoes and distributed to all your exes!

Just printed out  ;D

& can be mailed to someone EX  :D

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2015, 02:46:24 AM »
I want to be marinated and cremated in True Adonis' smoker.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2015, 06:34:46 AM »
I have mine already planned. It seems weird planning your own funeral but shit happens. Can't have your friends or relatives guessing on what to do with your remains.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2015, 06:49:54 AM »
I have mine already planned. It seems weird planning your own funeral but shit happens. Can't have your friends or relatives guessing on what to do with your remains.

Shit that's true. Even down to the song choices etc, you just know they will be shit and your family will be all like "He would have loved this" "This was OUR song" etc etc haha

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2015, 06:52:20 AM »
what an optimistic thread from alex to start the day! Is there something you want to tell us, fat guy?


Anyway thread should be titled: "how do you think you will die"

I personnaly abhor the idea of dying with strangers in a retirement home or hospital surrounded by a goon squad of sadic so called "nurses" while being progressively abandonned by my family members faking smiles and nice words to hide the fact they cant wait to inherit my shit and stop visiting me in that depressing shithole. Probably how most people die if they dont die of cancer or in an "accident" -also known as suicide- before.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2015, 06:53:05 AM »
by that time, there will be some drone bots for that surely... We both know you will die alone.

(oh man that was bad, going to bed now, even worse, lol...)

Ya never know, at my current rate, I could end up married to some robot wife  before I croak.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2015, 06:56:21 AM »
what an optimistic thread from alex! Is there something you want to tell us, fat guy?


Anyway thread should be titled: "how do you think you will die"

I personnaly abhor the idea of dying with strangers in a retirement home surrounded by a goon squad of sadic so called "nurses" while being progressively abandonned by my family members. Probably how most people die if they dont die of cancer or in an "accident" -also known as suicide- before.

Very good point here. 100% serious.

The reality is most people are in denial when it comes to death and the mortality of loved ones.
It's tough to actually pull the plug when the time comes.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2015, 07:25:44 AM »

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2015, 07:27:50 AM »
Donating my body to science

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2015, 07:31:15 AM »
buried in nature in a composable coffin with an oak tree planted on top.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2015, 07:34:56 AM »
Donating my body to science

...and science rejected it.
Most of the tissues were soaked with various steroids and bong resin.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2015, 07:39:46 AM »


This picture is so fucked up.  The 2 nurses are laughing and having a good time.  Everyone else is thinking:

"Fuck, I just shit myself."
"I wish I had to strength to kill myself."
"Put me out of my misery already."
"PIP, Willamina."

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2015, 07:45:32 AM »
This picture is so fucked up.  The 2 nurses are laughing and having a good time.  Everyone else is thinking:

"Fuck, I just shit myself."
"I wish I had to strength to kill myself."
"Put me out of my misery already."
"PIP, Willamina."
I worked in nursing homes and psych wards while a student, for three weeks each... it's hell on earth. Psychological hell. Basically all staff members without exception are enjoying laughing openly at weakened and mostly isolated people daily and you can feel the obvious inhuman suffering of customers patients whose bodies and minds are slowly decomposing day after day and cant say or do shit about it. At this point most are sedated without consent with powerful anti psychotics to accelerate the global -physical and psychological- decline so another customer patient can replace them. As a patient, you re stripped of all your rights and are forced to comply with all coercitive behaviors of the so called "care givers". Most family members that sometimes came visiting them barely cared about what happened to them and you could sense it. They would just come to give themselves good conscience. Sometimes they would even laugh at the old patients with staff members...Everyone pretending all was fine and well. If the old patient says something out of place he/she knows he s going to get even more bullied once family leaves.
Most of these institutions are businesses and the dying human beings there are resources to "manage". They re financed by big pharmaceutical companies that provide them with the "drugs" which are subtly designed to accelerate their killing by deteriorating their brains and metabolism.

What i learnt there was that if for some reasons im not able to die in my bed at home surounded by close relatives, i d prefer to end on the streets dying of cold or shooting myself rather than ending there. A real life changing experience to spend some time there.

The irony is that these buildings are full of people who were convinced they d end bed ridden at home surrounded by caring family members...I remember an old man in a wheelchair quickly whispering in my hear while we were alone "this place isnt an hospital, it' s a prison". He pretty much summed my feelings in one sentence a few days before i left.

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Re: Your Funeral
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2015, 07:46:24 AM »
...and science rejected it.
Most of the tissues were soaked with various steroids and bong resin.

ROFLMFAO!!!!

They may be able to roll my lungs and smoke them