I would give you HIV if I had it.
I would give you a bike but you already stole it.
I would give you chicken but you already ate it (and the watermelon as well).
I would give you common decency but your mind is already too deep down in the gutter, raping people, assaulting people, inhabiting porches and chuckin', jivin' and shaking like in a convulsion to "music" known as rap.
I would give you a civilized civilization but you would only ruin it.