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Kenpo Machine

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I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« on: June 30, 2015, 08:56:38 PM »
Pick up the phone, call some investors and pull a quick few million together to launch this thing. Have some features on the pros, some exercise science, nutrition and supplements...maybe devote some space every month to MMA. I think I'm gonna go for it.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2015, 09:07:31 PM »
Would be great if you would shut up.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on June 30, 2015, 08:56:38 PM
Pick up the phone, call some investors and pull a quick few million together to launch this thing. Have some features on the pros, some exercise science, nutrition and supplements...maybe devote some space every month to MMA. I think I'm gonna go for it.


May I make a suggestion for the first cover?

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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2015, 10:17:10 PM »
Take your computer, break it in half and insert into your ass. While you're bleeding to death, you will thank me for this release from your pathetic excuse for a life.

Go fuck yourself

Die

I hope you and your family are raped by a gang of blacks

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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2015, 10:19:24 PM »
If you rail against the IFBB by talking about what the "masses" actually want (i.e. change) then I think you could actually attract readers.

Talk about the lunacy of some of the stuff going on... you could easily come up with a new topic for a monthly issue just talking about things people want to change:

Coming in August: THONG MANIA! Why are they shrinking? And what you can do about it!

Winter Special: Arnold Shames What He Created!

Then just have 40-70 pictures of bikini "coverage" in hi-res.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2015, 12:42:20 AM »
Tracks & Trasher far the best magz around ............some old Nazi staff is good too ................

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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2015, 03:25:28 AM »
Quote from: Coffeed on June 30, 2015, 10:19:24 PM
If you rail against the IFBB by talking about what the "masses" actually want (i.e. change) then I think you could actually attract readers.

Talk about the lunacy of some of the stuff going on... you could easily come up with a new topic for a monthly issue just talking about things people want to change:

Coming in August: THONG MANIA! Why are they shrinking? And what you can do about it!

Winter Special: Arnold Shames What He Created!

Then just have 40-70 pictures of bikini "coverage" in hi-res.

You rang?
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2015, 03:33:32 AM »
Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM
May I make a suggestion for the first cover?



Keep that shit on your hard drive, you filthy homo
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nzmusclemonster

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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2015, 04:01:08 AM »
Waiting to see the op toy himself
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2015, 04:06:55 AM »
A good way to start a magazine, is to be in a very relaxed state. I would suggest taking around 20g of acetaminophen, a litre of vodka and a few xanax bars and soaking in a hot bath before writing your first article. Make sure no one knows where you are, and no one is expecting to see you over the next few days - this is crucial for concentration.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2015, 04:07:18 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 01, 2015, 04:01:08 AM
Waiting to see the op toy himself

OP == another YAGR gimmick. So stupid and predictable.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2015, 04:53:44 AM »
Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM
May I make a suggestion for the first cover?



Talk about only being gay if you want it to be. I thought it was Bob Chick on the left at first.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2015, 05:01:55 AM »
Quote from: muscleman-2013 on June 30, 2015, 09:50:21 PM
May I make a suggestion for the first cover?



Chick looking jacked on the left. He never thought it was gay when the photographer asked him to drop the trucks.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2015, 05:06:41 AM »
A fool and his money are soon parted.  ;D
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2015, 06:13:16 AM »
I'd like to invest £2,000,000 in your fine publication. PM me for details.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2015, 01:16:39 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on June 30, 2015, 09:07:31 PM
Would be great if you would shut up.

This place is always great for a laugh.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2015, 01:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on June 30, 2015, 08:56:38 PM
Pick up the phone, call some investors and pull a quick few million together to launch this thing. Have some features on the pros, some exercise science, nutrition and supplements...maybe devote some space every month to MMA. I think I'm gonna go for it.


Hi, Alex.

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The Onion

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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2015, 02:32:18 PM »
I think it would be a good idea to feature an arm training program aimed at the serious athlete.
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Re: I'm toying with the idea of publishing a new muscle magazine
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2015, 02:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Hypo on July 01, 2015, 05:01:55 AM
Chick looking jacked on the left. He never thought it was gay when the photographer asked him to drop the trucks.

lolllllll
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