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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2015, 06:39:37 PM »

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2015, 07:01:30 PM »
if i were to say one , it would still be to many for me

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2015, 07:02:23 PM »
if i were to say one , it would still be to many for me

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2015, 07:12:24 PM »
My wife knows better than to call. Calling means that she's at the hospital. She texts a few times a day.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2015, 07:28:18 PM »
Is the posedown between you and Vince Goodrum still taking place?

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2015, 07:29:54 PM »
I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2015, 07:36:34 PM »
Is the posedown between you and Vince Goodrum still taking place?

That's up to him.
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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2015, 07:43:30 PM »
I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.

Your wife texts me all day too. When she writes "need a tall guy to doggy me properly" what does she mean?

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2015, 07:50:41 PM »
That's up to him.

In that case I declare you the winner.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2015, 07:51:09 PM »
Your wife texts me all day too. When she writes "need a tall guy to doggy me properly" what does she mean?

Obviously she's married to Coach? ;D

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2015, 07:53:47 PM »
Your wife texts me all day too. When she writes "need a tall guy to doggy me properly" what does she mean?

And what qualifies you to "doggy"? Do you have a degree in "doggy"?

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2015, 07:55:39 PM »
I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.

This stalker has called your home?
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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2015, 08:07:06 PM »
This stalker has called your home?

Almost everyday. Left me a voicemail at 3:39am.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2015, 08:21:56 PM »
Almost everyday. Left me a voicemail at 3:39am.

My mom had an effective answer for prank callers back in the day.
She kept a coach's whistle by the phone, and blew it  loudly.  100% serious

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2015, 08:23:55 PM »
And what qualifies you to "doggy"? Do you have a degree in "doggy"?

Same as your training pedigree.....saw a few videos and then practiced on her for 15 years.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2015, 08:24:04 PM »
When I first started dating my girlfriend a few years back, she started to drive me up the wall with daily messages in the morning like "Happy Monday"  "Happy Tuesday"  "Happy Friday" etc.   I didn't say anything about it until we were dating about 2 months, then I told her I can't stand people text "Happy Monday" bullshit.   We've been together almost 3 years now, and I have her well trained now.   ;D

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2015, 08:30:09 PM »
Same as your training pedigree.....saw a few videos and then practiced on her for 15 years.

I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While you're  at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

You have a big mouth. It's time to prove yourself. I mean, if you're going to call me out about my knowledge and training, I'm sure you know better than I. I'm always willing to learn.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2015, 08:38:40 PM »
I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While your at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

Or we could switch jobs for a day and see if you and your subnormal IQ can make it to noon without being fired.

Or we could post photos of our diplomas from accredited Universities and see where you stand.

Are they teaching Tire Flipping at Ivy League schools these days SpongeBob?

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2015, 08:44:58 PM »
I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While you're  at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

You have a big mouth. It's time to prove yourself. I mean, if you're going to call me out about my knowledge and training, I'm sure you know better than I. I'm always willing to learn.

Fuk that big word book learnin' crapola. I got my education from the life college of hard knocks.
Let's see you put in a full 8 hr shift with me at the drill bit factory.
In my book, PhD = pile it high and deep. ;)

We have some truck tires mounted on iron  axles for lifting behind the drill bit factory.
For cardio , we run up stairs with a rag stuffed in our mouth to make breathing tougher.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2015, 08:47:08 PM »
Fuk that big word book learnin' crapola. I got my education from the life college of hard knocks.
Let's see you put in a full 8 hr shift with me at the drill bit factory.
In my book, PhD = pile it high and deep. ;)

We have some truck tires mounted on iron  axles for lifting behind the drill bit factory.
For cardio , we run up stairs with a rag stuffed in our mouth to make breathing tougher.

Howard.....I am 100% certain all of that is Obama's fault.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2015, 08:48:01 PM »
Fuk that big word book learnin' crapola. I got my education from the life college of hard knocks.
Let's see you put in a full 8 hr shift with me at the drill bit factory.
In my book, PhD = pile it high and deep. ;)

We have some truck tires mounted on iron  axles for lifting behind the drill bit factory.
For cardio , we run up stairs with a rag stuffed in our mouth to make breathing tougher.

Yes, but even after that PhD your real learning didn't come until later.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2015, 08:48:57 PM »
Or we could switch jobs for a day and see if you and your subnormal IQ can make it to noon without being fired.

Or we could post photos of our diplomas from accredited Universities and see where you stand.

Are they teaching Tire Flipping at Ivy League schools these days SpongeBob?

Wasn't my question now was it. Put up or shut up. BTW, like wise. You wouldn't make through the day. I guaranfuckingtee.

And BTW, yes they are teaching tire flipping at Ivy League schools. Are you finished now? Or do you want to keep this beating up?

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2015, 08:56:07 PM »
Wasn't my question now was it. Put up or shut up. BTW, like wise. You wouldn't make through the day. I guaranfuckingtee.

Sweeping floors, watching tires get flipped, crying about Obama, spamming Getbig, and slinging gear to high school kids all day.....hmm, no I'm sure I could handle that in my sleep.

I guess the upside to being brainless is that you'll never have to suffer through a headache.

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Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2015, 08:57:23 PM »
Sweeping floors, watching tires get flipped, crying about Obama, spamming Getbig, and slinging gear to high school kids all day.....hmm, no I'm sure I could handle that in my sleep.

I guess the upside to being brainless is that you'll never have to suffer through a headache.

Read my edit fucktard.