How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?

[Hurricane Beef !]

I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.

$500 a month for cell phones . . . A financial whiz.

THE BEEF

[Walter Sobchak]

Read my edit fucktard.

Beating?

Yeah, you're the Stephen Hawking of tire flipping and speed clinics.   

In reality your the pale, dumb, dwarf version of Goodrum.

[Coach is Back!]

$500 a month for cell phones . . . A financial whiz.

THE BEEF

Hahaha, what??

[Coach is Back!]

Beating?

Yeah, you're the Stephen Hawking of tire flipping and speed clinics.   

In reality your the pale, dumb, dwarf version of Goodrum.

You're skating. Dismissed.

[SF1900]

Almost everyday. Left me a voicemail at 3:39am.

How did they get your home number?  

Its most likely not someone from here. I mean, lets be honest, youre not really a likeable person, so Id imagine many people having a problem with you. Just sayin'

[Coach is Back!]

How did they get your home number?  

Its most likely not someone from here. I mean, lets be honest, youre not really a likeable person, so Id imagine many people having a problem with you. Just sayin'

Cell.

[Walter Sobchak]

You're skating. Dismissed.

Joe, do you have to pay return postage when they mail you your "training" certifications?

Which do you prefer being inside, a Tijuana pharmacia or a boy's high school locker room shower?

[Hurricane Beef !]

How did they get your home number?  

Its most likely not someone from here. I mean, lets be honest, youre not really a likeable person, so Id imagine many people having a problem with you. Just sayin'

You put this well. He comes across as a know it all total asshole. Odd that Lori ( a devoutly religious woman ) could have found a common ground on which to have built a relationship with this Fred Flintstone like character.

THE BEEF

[Coach is Back!]

Joe, do you have to pay return postage when they mail you your "training" certifications?

Which do you prefer being inside, a Tijuana pharmacia or a boy's high school locker room shower?

In your chosen field they require no CEU's? Simple yes or no would suffice.

[Coach is Back!]

You put this well. He comes across as a know it all total asshole. Odd that Lori ( a devoutly religious woman ) could have found a common ground on which to have built a relationship with this Fred Flintstone like character.

THE BEEF

How cute. He's stalking my wife now.

[240 is Back]

And what qualifies you to "doggy"? Do you have a degree in "doggy"?

Liberals don't have morals, and are incapable of doing "doggy".

[Coach is Back!]

Liberals don't have morals, and are incapable of doing "doggy".

True. Except with other men. It's an exit remember?

[Hurricane Beef !]

How cute. He's stalking my wife now.

Men don't use the word cute. Also, did THE BEEF say Lori was your wife? In society we develop relationships with friends, co-workers and individuals we have common interests with. You are paranoid and read far to muck into things.

THE BEEF

[Walter Sobchak]

In your chosen field they require no CEU's? Simple yes or no would suffice.

CEUs......yes because I am a licensed professional.

Goodrum Cracker Jack personal trainer certificates.....not so much.

But I'd imagine you are doing innovative things with tire flipping and housewife diets.

[Coach is Back!]

CEUs......yes because I am a licensed professional.

Goodrum Cracker Jack personal trainer certificates.....not so much.

But I'd imagine you are doing innovative things with tire flipping and housewife diets.

Ok. What is this profession you're in?

[Coach is Back!]

Men don't use the word cute. Also, did THE BEEF say Lori was your wife? In society we develop relationships with friends, co-workers and individuals we have common interests with. You are paranoid and read far to muck into things.

THE BEEF

Doesn't matter who she is. It's no secret. We met on here. Jesus Christ you're a fucktard. You know dude, I know of a person you know as well. I'm just going to respect that (her) privacy.....unless you really piss me off.

[Hurricane Beef !]

You have THE BEEFS PERMISSION TO POST AWAY. POST EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT Alan Adam Grantmyre

THE BEEF

[Coach is Back!]

You have THE BEEFS PERMISSION TO POST AWAY.

THE BEEF

Your permission is irrelevant. It's the other person. Btw, don't call me tonight. I need my beauty sleep.

[Walter Sobchak]

Ok. What is this profession you're in?

You don't get to ask the questions Gimli, you're the one with the GED, Goodrum Online Training Certificates, and barely a double-digit IQ.

Trying to pass it off like you are doing something new or improved is what makes you look like a total fool.

Well, that and your retard-level posts.

[Hurricane Beef !]

The other person . . . The one who stole my bike? Post in general terms, leave their name out of it.

THE BEEF

[Coach is Back!]

You don't get to ask the questions Gimli, you're the one with the GED, Goodrum Online Training Certificates, and barely a double-digit IQ.

Trying to pass it off like you are doing something new or improved is what makes you look like a total fool.

Well, that and your retard-level posts.

Knew you wouldn't answer. Go away son.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Usually a couple times a day. Depends on what mood she's in though that particular day lol.

[Super Natural]

Never let your wife find this...

www.wunderlist.com

"How can I miss you if you don't go away"

[Hurricane Beef !]

Hahaha, what??

"$750. I pay about $345mo for 4 phones. Come to think of it I think I got some kind of discount because I turned the other phone in. (iPhone5)" THE BEEF stand scorrected.

THE BEEF

[falco]

Once as an average, sometimes doesn't call, sometimes calls twice...