Husband and wife competing on looks?

[Thong Maniac]

My wife hit me with a load of shit argument the other day. She has been on my ass making snide comments about how she likes me bigger aka chubbier, asking me how many cals i ate, tracking my food intake and giving me shit about it...all because im leaning up and looking good now. I called her out and it came out "i feel like your competing with me"... So fucked up cuz i would never in a million years think that way or even be so devious to "compete" on sex appeal with my wife. It was laughable but actually hurt to think she thought that. So insteasd of being supportive of my work ethic in gym and ability to not self destruct with binges, shes annoyed cuz i look good. Ridiculous.

And my wife is no fatty...bolt on tits, tiny waist with abs. At the beach this summer, every teen boy and man is gawking at her. Very in shape

Whats up here? Anyone else get this shit at home? Is this just pure insecurity from a woman?

[Yamcha]

It means you aren't bring her to orgasm enough.

[Thong Maniac]

It means you aren't bring her to orgasm enough.

Not sure if serious

[Mr Anabolic]

Your first mistake was getting married.

[_aj_]

It's a woman thing. I got a little of that from my wife and called her out on it and she admitted that she was being ridiculous. Rare is the woman that is so confident that she won't feel threatened when "her man" starts looking fitter and she isn't changing. I want my woman to notice and appreciate every 1/4" gain on my arms. Is that so much to ask?

There like a billion articles on the net about this phenomenon.

[Thong Maniac]

Your first mistake was getting married.

Very true

[wikkedonez]

Obviously she thinks your getting in shape
for someone else.   That's how most affairs
start...

[wikkedonez]

Then she will cheat on you first...so u don't hurt
her first.

[forillagorilla]

Not sure if serious

No way we could know if you cum her enough - but I can promise you that if you cum her daily she will never complain about ANYTHING!

[Yamcha]

No way we could know if you cum her enough - but I can promise you that if you cum her daily she will never complain about ANYTHING!

  amen!

You're probably using all of your energies towards your own selfish goals and living in a caloric deficit. She just wants you to pound her as often as you pound the weights and protein shakes.

[Pet shop boys]

Obviously she thinks your getting in shape
for someone else.   That's how most affairs
start...

Doesn't have to start an affair but the insecurity and jealousy 24/7 can really be stressing from wife.



WoooSHHHHHHHHHHH

[Marty Champions]

Maybe she craves strongvfat junhny falcon instead of delicate men

[muscleman-2013]

My wife hit me with a load of shit argument the other day. She has been on my ass making snide comments about how she likes me bigger aka chubbier, asking me how many cals i ate, tracking my food intake and giving me shit about it...all because im leaning up and looking good now. I called her out and it came out "i feel like your competing with me"... So fucked up cuz i would never in a million years think that way or even be so devious to "compete" on sex appeal with my wife. It was laughable but actually hurt to think she thought that. So insteasd of being supportive of my work ethic in gym and ability to not self destruct with binges, shes annoyed cuz i look good. Ridiculous.

And my wife is no fatty...bolt on tits, tiny waist with abs. At the beach this summer, every teen boy and man is gawking at her. Very in shape

Whats up here? Anyone else get this shit at home? Is this just pure insecurity from a woman?

She thinks you will leave her for a man in a thong

[Tapeworm]

Maybe she doesn't have anything better to do than find new ways to fuck with you.

Not every retarded frenzy a woman works herself up into deserves sympathy and understanding.  Tell her that's idiotic and that she's either on board or overboard.  Then hit 3 mandatories.

[_aj_]

Maybe she doesn't have anything better to do than find new ways to fuck with you.

Not every retarded frenzy a woman works herself up into deserves sympathy and understanding.  Tell her that's idiotic and that she's either on board or overboard.  Then hit 3 mandatories.

This is -- more or less -- what I did.

I may have hit about 5 mandatories tho.

[LurkerNoMore]

She's cheating on you obviously.

[Rambone]

Have sex with her sister. That'll show her who's boss

[Hulkotron]

300 lbs with abs plus movie-star good looks

[The Grim Lifter]

Women are very insecure and she believes if you look too good she'll have competition.

Imagine thinking all day there are women so much better than me who would fuck my husband in a second if he looks good enough.

That's why they marry down because they think that will stop the man finding something better if she's the best they will have. Like that fucking works.

[_aj_]

Women are very insecure and she believes if you look too good she'll have competition.

Imagine thinking all day there are women so much better than me who would fuck my husband in a second if he looks good enough.

That's why they marry down because they think that will stop the man finding something better if she's the best they will have. Like that fucking works.

Yup. Every woman has this thought lurking in the back of their minds. Every. Damn. One. Of. Them.

[SquidVicious]

I realize Tito Ortiz is the exception but do regular men really marry 'hot' women who are this psychotic, controlling, insecure and pathetic? Sometimes, we get what we deserve.

[_aj_]

I realize Tito Ortiz is the exception but do regular men really marry 'hot' women who are this psychotic, controlling, insecure and pathetic? Sometimes, we get what we deserve.

You miss the point. They ALL have this flaw. If you marry, you have to deal with it, unless you just want to become a fat slob, in which case, she'll stop fucking you because you are "disgusting".

The only way to avoid it is not to get married, which is a perfectly valid behavior.

[SquidVicious]

You miss the point. They ALL have this flaw. If you marry, you have to deal with it, unless you just want to become a fat slob, in which case, she'll stop fucking you because you are "disgusting".

The only way to avoid it is not to get married, which is a perfectly valid behavior.

The bolt-on tits, obsession with counting calories and endless Selfies may have been a clue. You don't marry these girls, you bang them in the posing room.

[Grape Ape]

OP leading us to believe he's in sooooo good shape his his supermodel wife can't handle it.  oh brother

[jr]