Anyone inflicted any brutal ownings lately?

[Darren Avey]

I loved SFs tales of brutal ownings, flexing his arms at the pool lifeguard, in the shopping mall and security guards etc etc. Anyoen done any brutal ownings lately?

[Army of One]

hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.

[Hulkotron]

hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.

 

[Army of One]

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

[JasonH]

I miss Squadfather, his ownings were brutal. Shame someone had to go and out him as a trailer-dwelling wife beater.

[thegamechanger]

no not because im unable to pull of brutal ownings, but because i dont want to hurt peoples feelings.

[Walter Sobchak]

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

So the kid in the grocery store and the lifeguard go off to Ivy League schools, become Doctors and Lawyers, marry beautiful women, have loving families, and make great successes of themselves, while obese continues to use his neighbor's wifi to troll Getbig from his East St. Louis double-wide trailer.

Yeah......that's a real owning.