Author Topic: It amazes me.. (Read 11349 times)

6 Reps · « **Reply #25 on:** July 08, 2015, 09:25:52 PM »

And the book that started it all:

The Ugly · « **Reply #26 on:** July 08, 2015, 09:29:49 PM »

Behind the scenes "fiction."

Waller · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2015, 02:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 08, 2015, 11:27:03 AM

That means one or more of the following:

1. Not enough daily caloric intake

2. Not enough sleep at night

3. Excessive cardio

PM me your stats and calories, sleep schedule, workout routine. I may have to overhaul your diet and put you on Starting Strength for 6 to 8 months.

Quote from: Kenpo Machine on June 28, 2015, 09:56:16 AM

Guys I don't do private messages. I also don't do:
Texting
Facebook
Twitter
Kettle of fish
etc.
So if you have questions about contest prep, powerlifting meets, strength training for mma, just ask on the forum. Thanks guys.

Yamcha · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2015, 04:21:39 AM »

Nether Animal · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2015, 04:23:59 AM »

RIP James Brian Hellwig.

Oh and OP, your gimmick is neither entertaining nor ironic.

TheShape. · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:10:01 AM »

Kenpo Machine · « **Reply #31 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:20:49 AM »

Quote from: Waller on July 09, 2015, 02:39:46 AM

I was dissuading people like yourself, who sent me several PMs, from overloading my In Box. When I instruct a member to PM me it's obviously acceptable.

Kenpo Machine · « **Reply #32 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:27:52 PM »

It seems as if I have to repeat this as least twice a week: MMA is NOT streetfighting. MMA is a specific sport with rules. Streetfighting isn't a game. If you go to the ground you could die. You must learn stand up fighting and NEVER go to the ground or let someone take you down. They say 90% of fights go to the ground. You must learn how to be a standing fighter and be in the 10% that DON'T go to the ground. Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.

Dr.J · « **Reply #33 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:29:34 PM »

Thank you.

Kenpo Machine · « **Reply #34 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:31:29 PM »

Quote from: Dr.J on July 10, 2015, 12:29:34 PM

Thank you.

Word

Royalty · « **Reply #35 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:32:40 PM »

Thank you

Kenpo Machine · « **Reply #36 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:33:04 PM »

Quote from: Royalty on July 10, 2015, 12:32:40 PM

Thank you

You bet.

thegamechanger · « **Reply #37 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:39:08 PM »

what if you start a street fight on the ground? you could be down there puking after too many drinks or just trying to get a good upskirt view of some woman getting out of a cab and someone wanna throw hands

Tennisballz · « **Reply #38 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:41:02 PM »

But can you go down on 6 attackers at once? I bet you can.

Waller · « **Reply #39 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:47:47 PM »

Oh my god you are amazing. Please teach me.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #40 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 12:27:52 PM

It seems as if I have to repeat this as least twice a week: MMA is NOT streetfighting. MMA is a specific sport with rules. Streetfighting isn't a game. If you go to the ground you could die. You must learn stand up fighting and NEVER go to the ground or let someone take you down. They say 90% of fights go to the ground. You must learn how to be a standing fighter and be in the 10% that DON'T go to the ground. Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.

Fuck off.

Nether Animal · « **Reply #41 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:52:52 PM »

Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 10, 2015, 12:27:52 PM

It seems as if I have to repeat this as least twice a week: MMA is NOT streetfighting. MMA is a specific sport with rules. Streetfighting isn't a game. If you go to the ground you could die. You must learn stand up fighting and NEVER go to the ground or let someone take you down. They say 90% of fights go to the ground. You must learn how to be a standing fighter and be in the 10% that DON'T go to the ground. Personally I can take on 6 attackers at once and defeat them with my hands and feet.

Fuck off god you are annoying.

_aj_ · « **Reply #42 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:56:15 PM »

The last time I played Street Fighter, I knocked a dude's head clean off. Never seen that in MMA.

I ETA PI · « **Reply #43 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:58:47 PM »

Prove it

thegamechanger · « **Reply #44 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:01:47 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 12:56:15 PM

The last time I played Street Fighter, I knocked a dude's head clean off. Never seen that in MMA.

sounds more like mortal kombat ?

_aj_ · « **Reply #45 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:04:44 PM »

Quote from: thegamechanger on July 10, 2015, 01:01:47 PM

sounds more like mortal kombat ?

Right. Kenpo, how does MMA compare to Mortal Kombat?

thegamechanger · « **Reply #46 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:06:51 PM »

what if you bring your own cage to the street would it then be cage fighting or street fighting

Waller · « **Reply #47 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:15:14 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on July 10, 2015, 01:04:44 PM

Right. Kenpo, how does MMA compare to Mortal Kombat?

Excellent question. I was amazing at MK, how do these skills transition?

SF1900 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:15:44 PM »

Shitty gimmick.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #49 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:16:07 PM »

Thank you.