Author Topic: Girl from dating site messages me....Conversation..... (Read 11316 times)

SF1900 · « **on:** July 08, 2015, 04:57:35 PM »

Her: We should get a drink.
Me: Sure. Are you paying?
Her: That's a great start...wow
Me: A great start to what?
Her: The truth is if you were so hard up that you couldn't afford a drink I'd be happy to buy you one...however, I've lost interest...best of luck.....
Me: So, if you were willing to buy me a drink if I was that hard up, why did you lose interest? Seems like you lost interest because I can't pay.
Her: Nope I lost interest because that was the first thing out of your mouth...it wasn't an attempt at conversation or an explanation. Also if I were a guy and couldn't afford a drink I'd offer to do something free...I lost interest because you're a asshole...frankly...
Me: How am I an asshole? Because I asked for you to buy me a drink?
Her: Dude...you're pathetic.
Me: Hurtful words.
Her: Seriously, give up.
Me: Give up what?
Her: Stop messaging me?
Me: I can take you for a burger, fries and a diet soda. Seems like you would enjoy that.
Her: Screw off.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2015, 04:59:23 PM »

What is her BMI, net worth, and exact location?

_aj_ · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:00:05 PM »

I can't opine as to whether this was a good opening until I see pics of said fierce whale.

Costanza · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:00:19 PM »

Pic of said slapper please.

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:00:47 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 04:57:35 PM

Her: We should get a drink.
Me: Sure. Are you paying?
Her: That's a great start...wow
Me: A great start to what?
Her: The truth is if you were so hard up that you couldn't afford a drink I'd be happy to buy you one...however, I've lost interest...best of luck.....
Me: So, if you were willing to buy me a drink if I was that hard up, why did you lose interest? Seems like you lost interest because I can't pay.
Her: Nope I lost interest because that was the first thing out of your mouth...it wasn't an attempt at conversation or an explanation. Also if I were a guy and couldn't afford a drink I'd offer to do something free...I lost interest because you're a asshole...frankly...
Me: How am I an asshole? Because I asked for you to buy me a drink?
Her: Dude...you're pathetic.
Me: Hurtful words.
Her: Seriously, give up.
Me: Give up what?
Her: Stop messaging me?
Me: I can take you for a burger, fries and a diet soda. Seems like you would enjoy that.
Her: Screw off.

Don't see where you let her know you're a submissive bottom

THE BEEF

Stormspirit · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:01:22 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 04:57:35 PM

Her: We should get a drink.
Me: Sure. Are you paying?
Her: That's a great start...wow
Me: A great start to what?
Her: The truth is if you were so hard up that you couldn't afford a drink I'd be happy to buy you one...however, I've lost interest...best of luck.....
Me: So, if you were willing to buy me a drink if I was that hard up, why did you lose interest? Seems like you lost interest because I can't pay.
Her: Nope I lost interest because that was the first thing out of your mouth...it wasn't an attempt at conversation or an explanation. Also if I were a guy and couldn't afford a drink I'd offer to do something free...I lost interest because you're a asshole...frankly...
Me: How am I an asshole? Because I asked for you to buy me a drink?
Her: Dude...you're pathetic.
Me: Hurtful words.
Her: Seriously, give up.
Me: Give up what?
Her: Stop messaging me?
Me: I can take you for a burger, fries and a diet soda. Seems like you would enjoy that.
Her: Screw off.

Hahaha! BRILLIANT execution. Props for calling the dumb ho out on her BS. In my experience, dumb people seem to be unable to pick up on sarcasm/dry humor. You're a boss

Move on to the next prospect.

Carlton G. Long · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:04:00 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 04:57:35 PM

Her: We should get a drink.
Me: Sure. Are you paying?
Her: That's a great start...wow
Me: A great start to what?
Her: The truth is if you were so hard up that you couldn't afford a drink I'd be happy to buy you one...however, I've lost interest...best of luck.....
Me: So, if you were willing to buy me a drink if I was that hard up, why did you lose interest? Seems like you lost interest because I can't pay.
Her: Nope I lost interest because that was the first thing out of your mouth...it wasn't an attempt at conversation or an explanation. Also if I were a guy and couldn't afford a drink I'd offer to do something free...I lost interest because you're a asshole...frankly...
Me: How am I an asshole? Because I asked for you to buy me a drink?
Her: Dude...you're pathetic.
Me: Hurtful words.
Her: Seriously, give up.
Me: Give up what?
Her: Stop messaging me?
Me: I can take you for a burger, fries and a diet soda. Seems like you would enjoy that.
Her: Screw off.

well done

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:08:10 PM »

The amount of people that take everything said to them so seriously and can't joke is ridiculous. Which is why i troll Facebook news sites with stupid comments. If she laughed at that you would realise she had a brain and would be fun to hang out with.

SF1900 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:08:25 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on July 08, 2015, 04:59:23 PM

What is her BMI, net worth, and exact location?

BMI =

Networth = 80-100K according to profile

Location: NYC

SF1900 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:09:49 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on July 08, 2015, 05:00:05 PM

I can't opine as to whether this was a good opening until I see pics of said fierce whale.

Trust me, you will want to pass on that. $:-\$ $:-\$

But she did say in her profile she wants a man to spend $17.00 on frozen yogurt for her.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:11:16 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 05:09:49 PM

Trust me, you will want to pass on that. $:-\$ $:-\$

But she did say in her profile she wants a man to spend $17.00 on frozen yogurt for her.

My record at FroYo is $12 and as you all know I'm one of the bigger guys.

SF1900 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:11:22 PM »

Quote from: Stormspirit on July 08, 2015, 05:01:22 PM

Hahaha! BRILLIANT execution. Props for calling the dumb ho out on her BS. In my experience, dumb people seem to be unable to pick up on sarcasm/dry humor. You're a boss Move on to the next prospect.

Yes, clearly I was joking, but she couldn't pick up on it. Plus, it seemed like she was mad because I wanted her to pay lol ha

SF1900 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Costanza on July 08, 2015, 05:00:19 PM

Pic of said slapper please.

See my response to AJ.

SF1900 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:14:01 PM »

Quote from: The Grim Lifter on July 08, 2015, 05:08:10 PM

The amount of people that take everything said to them so seriously and can't joke is ridiculous. Which is why i troll Facebook news sites with stupid comments. If she laughed at that you would realise she had a brain and would be fun to hang out with.

Dating sites are so funny to troll.

SF1900 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:15:02 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on July 08, 2015, 05:11:16 PM

My record at FroYo is $12 and as you all know I'm one of the bigger guys.

yes, you are one of the bigger guys here.

I went to Red Mango for FroYo. Cost me like 10 bucks. All goes by weight. Next time I will skip the extra sprinkles!

Carlton G. Long · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:16:38 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 05:14:01 PM

Dating sites are so funny to troll.

Absolutely...

especially any profile that contains more than one of the following:

live-laugh-love
I'm not a religious person, but I am a SPIRITUAL person
any REAL MEN out there?

etc

SF1900 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Carlton G. Long on July 08, 2015, 05:04:00 PM

well done

::takes a bow::

SF1900 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Carlton G. Long on July 08, 2015, 05:16:38 PM

Absolutely...

especially any profile that contains more than one of the following:

live-laugh-love
I'm not a religious person, but I am a SPIRITUAL person
any REAL MEN out there?

etc

Yes, those are the best.

But my favorite line is:

Work hard, play hard.

I always ask them what does "playing hard" mean. They come up with some of the most crazy, bogus responses.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:20:12 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 05:18:09 PM

Yes, those are the best.

But my favorite line is:

Work hard, play hard.

I always ask them what does "playing hard" mean. They come up with some of the most crazy, bogus responses.

SF1900 trying to throw Getbig off his queerboy scent

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:20:54 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 05:14:01 PM

Dating sites are so funny to troll.

I had one recently on a dating site, sent me a few messages, ignored them. Had no picture and no disclosed body type 99% = Whale. Wanted a guy with Tattoos, i finally sent back 'No Tattoos here sorry', couldn't spell for shit had no interest. Ended up being a stripper and the pics she went were pretty hot but then she said she lost interest because of half of my nationality. I bugged her like you did with more shit was fun for a while LOL.

SF1900 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on July 08, 2015, 05:20:12 PM

SF1900 trying to throw Getbig off his queerboy scent

Cool. Thanks!

SF1900 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:23:19 PM »

Quote from: The Grim Lifter on July 08, 2015, 05:20:54 PM

I had one recently on a dating site, sent me a few messages, ignored them. Had no picture and no disclosed body type 99% = Whale. Wanted a guy with Tattoos, i finally sent back 'No Tattoos here sorry', couldn't spell for shit had no interest. Ended up being a stripper and the pics she went were pretty hot but then she said she lost interest because of half of my nationality. I bugged her like you did with more shit was fun for a while LOL.

Yes, you always have to be skeptical of the profiles with no pictures. You never know what youre getting.

Lately, Ive been seeing a lot of profiles where the women is looking for a 2nd guy in the bedroom. I suspect most of these are fake profiles.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:23:48 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 05:21:30 PM

Cool. Thanks!

Yeah.....cool story bro.

10 pages minimum.

Stellar Shitbig poster.

SF1900 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on July 08, 2015, 05:23:48 PM

Yeah.....cool story bro.

10 pages minimum.

Stellar Shitbig poster.

Yes, very true!!!

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2015, 05:27:42 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 08, 2015, 05:25:52 PM

Yes, very true!!!

Hooray for you Shizzo II!