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Business Networking Hurdle
« on: July 09, 2015, 07:48:22 AM »
I have aproblem I'm hoping the wisdom of getniggers might come through.

I need to network with a bunch of guys from a certain industry, the venue is booked, nice roof top in central London, one of the guys I mildly know is in a serious relationship with a girl I banged a while back in Marbella on hols...this is where the problem lays.

We had sex like three times but we finished it badly, on the last night of me leaving I was giving it all I had as she was physically demanding, then I noticed the condom slipping away, but in the heat of the moment and due to peer pressure I kept pounding as she sunk her nails into my lats and kept repeating "harder"...by then the condom was hanging for dear life held by the slight bump of my mushroom tip. The inevitable load blowing occurs I pull out and there's no sign of the condom....I must add I was fucking her ass, so she would have had to shit it out. I told her she got angry and we argued, we were both a bit drunk, she storms out my hotel room. I came back to England and never contacted her either.

The guy I'm seeing this weekend does not know we have history and she I doubt knows that I am coming, we haven't talked since.

Now I need to discuss serious business but can't help but feel anxious at this coming out somehow, I doubt she's gona tell him I abondened a condom in her shitter but guys can be funny about previous men.
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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2015, 07:51:48 AM »
I have aproblem I'm hoping the wisdom of getniggers might come through.

I need to network with a bunch of guys from a certain industry, the venue is booked, nice roof top in central London, one of the guys I mildly know is in a serious relationship with a girl I banged a while back in Marbella on hols...this is where the problem lays.

We had sex like three times but we finished it badly, on the last night of me leaving I was giving it all I had as she was physically demanding, then I noticed the condom slipping away, but in the heat of the moment and due to peer pressure I kept pounding as she sunk her nails into my lats and kept repeating "harder"...by then the condom was hanging for dear life held by the slight bump of my mushroom tip. The inevitable load blowing occurs I pull out and there's no sign of the condom....I must add I was fucking her ass, so she would have had to shit it out. I told her she got angry and we argued, we were both a bit drunk, she storms out my hotel room. I came back to England and never contacted her either.

The guy I'm seeing this weekend does not know we have history and she I doubt knows that I am coming, we haven't talked since.

Now I need to discuss serious business but can't help but feel anxious at this coming out somehow, I doubt she's gona tell him I abondened a condom in her shitter but guys can be funny about previous men.

What do you and your boyfriend do in the same situation?

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2015, 07:55:14 AM »
This thread was not what I was expecting.

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2015, 08:00:15 AM »
good to see im not the only one doing quality threads

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2015, 08:01:29 AM »
I have aproblem I'm hoping the wisdom of getniggers might come through.

I need to network with a bunch of guys from a certain industry, the venue is booked, nice roof top in central London, one of the guys I mildly know is in a serious relationship with a girl I banged a while back in Marbella on hols...this is where the problem lays.

We had sex like three times but we finished it badly, on the last night of me leaving I was giving it all I had as she was physically demanding, then I noticed the condom slipping away, but in the heat of the moment and due to peer pressure I kept pounding as she sunk her nails into my lats and kept repeating "harder"...by then the condom was hanging for dear life held by the slight bump of my mushroom tip. The inevitable load blowing occurs I pull out and there's no sign of the condom....I must add I was fucking her ass, so she would have had to shit it out. I told her she got angry and we argued, we were both a bit drunk, she storms out my hotel room. I came back to England and never contacted her either.

The guy I'm seeing this weekend does not know we have history and she I doubt knows that I am coming, we haven't talked since.

Now I need to discuss serious business but can't help but feel anxious at this coming out somehow, I doubt she's gona tell him I abondened a condom in her shitter but guys can be funny about previous men.

If they change the meeting location last minute - don't show up (serious).

Apart from that mate, just do your thing and hustle some new deals.

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 08:07:14 AM »
don't sweat it, just conduct yourself politely and be respectful

if any talk of the incident arises simply deny it as if it never happened

always remember to forget

hope this helps 
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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 08:21:51 AM »
Would really like video of that magic moment when she recognizes who you are. Gold.

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2015, 08:46:55 AM »
A lot of anus fascination going on today.
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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2015, 08:47:07 AM »
You need to use smaller condoms.

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2015, 09:17:39 AM »
You fucked her ass from the front?  It's simply not done, Old Sport!

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2015, 09:19:13 AM »
You fucked her ass from the front?  It's simply not done, Old Sport!

Think legs over shoulders and you'll get the possibilities.

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2015, 09:22:02 AM »
Is this chick white? What about her new b/f? If I was him the fact that she banged a darkie would bother me more than anything. We all have past "relationships" but there's no excuse for mudsharking.

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2015, 09:35:25 AM »
First and foremost, flash him your rolex right away.

Then take off your coat and rip off your shirt - keep the slacks on, of course.

Hit a most muscular, then let him know that you screwed his girl and are about to screw him whether he likes it or not!

Then sit down and order a bottle of Goût de Diamants, Taste of Diamonds in celebration of your new partnership.

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Re: Business Networking Hurdle
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2015, 09:43:28 AM »
First and foremost, flash him your rolex right away.

Then take off your coat and rip off your shirt - keep the slacks on, of course.

Hit a most muscular, then let him know that you screwed his girl and are about to screw him whether he likes it or not!

Then sit down and order a bottle of Goût de Diamants, Taste of Diamonds in celebration of your new partnership.



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